iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Hey You, Stop Right There!

Holy shit you cocksuckers won’t stop emailing me. It’s amazing how many of you talking potatoes clamored for a free trial. You’re the same people who shop with coupons. I fucking hate people who shop with coupons and scowl at them, thinking of ways to kill them.

If you want a free trial, why not crush the email box of my minion? That’s always a preferred solution.

[email protected]

I see the market is up, but I’ve barely had time to see how awesome I’ve been doing. I know CYBR and FEYE are ripping tits, while AGIO is off for the day.

Bottom line: these are the days of you investment lives. And, quit fucking emailing me.

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7 comments

  1. matt_bear

    perhaps it’s because Exodus is the only way they’ll be able to turn 2 figure trades into….3?

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    • dcolella15

      who do you think these people are? William Ackman? They can’t handle 3 figure accounts.

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Are we going to get the afternoon sell off willy again today?

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  3. speerothekid

    what if i just wanna say hi

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  4. lesurgeon

    Boss!

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  5. Earl

    Breastaurant connoisseurs

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  6. dcolella15

    Fly, Please do not allow the vermin that is the reader class into our sacred land called “Exodus”. They will surely pollute our utopia and send us in the direction of the land of Baltimore, or the likes of Chicago.

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