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SUPER TROLLS RUNNING RAMPANT TODAY

After 12,000 Dow points to the scrotum, bears are out on social media, hardcore like the gimp, declaring today is the top. Their brokerage accounts are negative $12 billion; but that won’t stop their troll-flow, fully intent on plaguing bulls with their ominous warnings (extra Hindenburg omen).

Why, precisely, are you selling stocks today? Too many jobs? The economy is too hot, euro-QE is too effective?

REITs and anything high yield are getting blown out the water. The way this market is acting, the Fed will likely do an emergency rate hike by Monday, you know, to stem the tide of runaway inflation (extra sarcasm).

Listen to me, son: this draw-back is temporary. It’s built upon flawed logic, concocted by men with deformed faces in superman shirts.

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12 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. Earl

    troll-flow +1

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    I agree with you completely Dr. Fly. (reverse troll psychology)

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  4. uglyflint

    I agree with Blue’s reverse troll agreement of Fly’s troll flow argument. Triple troll psychology.

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  5. helicopter ben

    Fly, you’re so bullish since QEIII started so long ago, why haven’t you made more plays into shorting vxx or buying options in the volatility names?

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  6. Trent J

    Looks like $LITB is a safe haven stock.

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  7. jonny

    zombie {yawn}

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  8. the profit

    S&P is in the fagbox. Stay away.

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  9. banjoman

    Low volume selloff in many of my holdings. Took the opportunity to buy the dip. MNK SAVE FRGI COST DIS BTX

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  10. the shiek

    They took rotary phones out of the Dow Jones for toy watches. Pets.com to replace Johnson & Johnson next..

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  11. jpmorgains

    God damn that was so perfect. The pic is too fucking god damn funny.

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