A Most Hilarious Circumstance

I want to speak directly to short sellers, of the sordid variety.

The following stocks have castrated you over the past week.

TSLA (a regular knee slapper) +55%

ROIAK +44%

GMCR +31%

THRX +25%

SQNM +23%

OMER +21%

MCP +20%

ESI +20%

UBNT +20%

You’re basically giving your money away. You might as well make a bonfire out of it and roast some marshed-mallows with the kids, or donate it to some cancer charity, than fiddle around with explosive short positions. Knowing that the needle is pressed firmly to the temples of shorts, spearheaded by the retarded electric car company, TSLA, the following stocks may start running soon, joining the others, in a quest to bankrupt your dumb ass.

LEAP

WWAV

BRLI

LRN

AVG

HLF

GME

SODA

FRAN

VHC

Trade happily.

Have a look inside behind the curtains that are made from iron and titanium.

If locusts should descend on all of the rice patties east of Baghdad, we will make a fortune in ANFI.

From my vantage point, being the wise owl that I am, ANFI has a hard on for $10. Does anyone care to take the other side of this Godly trade?

I didn’t think so.

Tomorrow we shall make even more money and spend wildly in the after-hours, buying up diamonds and minks, spinning out in Bentleys–as half the world starves to death.

The market is never going to pullback. Having said that, just 35% of stocks are up today. I am immune to this pikerism, as 90% of my holdings are higher, which means I am either a genius or knee-deep in late stage rally plays. Being that I’ve already established myself to be a genius, I know the latter is true, ironically.

I do not want to throw a wet towel on your cocaine party. We all enjoy a good drug infested extravaganza. But this isn’t sustainable. Whoever is buying SCTY up here should be shot.

Nonetheless, I, myself, own a good deal of “heroin stuck in arm” stocks and will need to unwind these positions in a blink of an eye.

Whenever the market decides to rest, these gambler stocks will be mugged for 10% inside of a day. But that’s just the conservative side of me, HORATIO CLAWHAMMER, talking smack. The personality directing my positions is shooting midgets out from carnival cannons–long ANFI, FRO,  CZR, RBCN, JRCC, VHC etc.

Over the last few days, I’ve made millions of dollars and now sport gains upwards of 24%. Taking profits during this profligate period of extreme excess is not only recommended, but suggested.

I, however, will ignore my own advice and continue throwing dice–laughing and crying like a manic drunk off 100 cups of coffee.

I am still long 1 million shares of FRO, legacy position kicking higher. The Last of the Mohicans no more.

I started a new position in CZR, in size–looking for $18.

I booked profits on AMBA.

We’re killing it inside of The PPT and 12631 today, with one successful trade after the next. My biggest position coming into today was WFR, then AMBA. Both are ripping. I took profits on WFR and bulked up on VHC. I added to ANFI. That has clear sailing written all over it. Solar has been amazing.

RC just crushed an LEDS trade.

I am looking to see if the Gods love me or not. Both RBCN and JRCC are down. I think they can reverse and head higher, especially with GTAT up.

This is a short squeeze market. I intend to take advantage of it while it’s here.

My favorite story stock that hasn’t moved in a few days is IMMR. That stock will lift off, just like AMBA.

Wait for it.

I added to my ANFI position.

I am following The Devil on this one, long VHC.