iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TURKEY GODS COME HITHER!

May you bless us with all of your gravy. Smear it all over the faces (no homo) of those who believe in you. Strike down the dogs from hell who continue to perpetrate lies with bolts of lightening and drumsticks to the sternum. Bless our stocks, with all of your divine grandeur–the same grandeur that you bestowed upon the gunpowder weilding pilgrims, giving them the strength to turn their indigenous enemies into mashed potatoes.

They know time is running out and betting against your feathery ways is all but an exercise in suicidal futility. The American people, fat in their beliefs and jowls, cannot resist but to own stocks heading into your birthday and shall succumb to your tryptophan spells.

Amen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP_szXqXhEQ

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11 comments

  1. freemrktcptlst

    That guy looks like Jake Cutler in the freeze shot

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  2. freemrktcptlst

    Jay

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  3. halloweenpleb

    AMEN!!

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  4. the pirate

    Another all time classic post from LORD ‘Fly’. May the Turkey gds indeed bless you Fly, may they ravage with beak and take a giant poop on the boobs at Seeking Alpha. That news clip was almost as hilarious as your post.

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  5. budh

    Wild Turkey can mess you up.

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  6. TheHarper

    “police have this description of the perpetrator..” LOL

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  7. hitter

    Winship, music, best videos – Thou are the man.

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  8. xochi

    Magnificent

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  9. tradercaddy

    I have a couple of wild turkeys hanging around by my house (have pics).
    They sure ain’t no Butterball.
    I can’t see them getting into my house.
    On the other hand the bears in my yard can do some damage only because of their size (we generally ignore each other).
    I do worry when they break through my screens and want to go for a swim (I have a pic of that, too).
    Bear hair in the filter is tough to clean.

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  10. bobbin4apples

    Bitcoin: so I am fasinated with this concept just like so many other people and I found this page that tracks the price : http://fiatleak.com/

    I was wondering when it would go back below $500. Looks like today is the day.

    Bitcoin and Facebook share that “first in the market to do it right” monopoly aspect. “Bitcoin” should have been the word of the year instead of “selfie”.

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  11. autumnalcity

    RVLT

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