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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TOXIC DUMP

To me, this market is like the city of Detroit: fucking useless, better suited for toxic chemicals–a wasteland.

All of my smarts and know-how have meant nothing over the past two weeks. I drifted higher today, but not due to any ingenious move on my behalf. I was in meetings all day and had to run some personal errands. Had I been at the desk, I would have sold it all, then bought it back, then sold it again.

FUCKING SPASTIC IDIOT.

Through indecision and confusion, I found clarity. My thoughts don’t matter. The outcome has to be the same, like QE1 and exactly like QE2. All I need to do is be patient and willing to lose everything. If I am not willing to lose it all, I should not be invested.

Pussies never get the hot chicks. It’s always the person who is willing to be rejected, almost clamoring it, who is going to capture her (no caveman). The same goes for the stock market. If you have a good enough mind to pick some decent stocks and gain an advantage over your competitors, coupled with the willingness to lose big, you will be successful. I guarantee that.

The problem that most people have, however, is delusions of grandeur. Most men won’t know when they are used up, useless for picking stocks. We all go through peaks and valleys; but some men enter the valley and never come back.

My advice to those who have lost your mojo is simple: stop trading you fucking degenerate pig-bastards.

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33 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. Juice

    helluva post

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  3. jimmy_two_times

    I saw a Pig Man !!!

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    • WTF!

      He wasn’t a pitman, was he?
      No, he was just a fat little mental patient.

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    • republicat

      Big man! Pig man! Ha Ha, Charade you are;
      You, well heeled, big wheel, ha ha, charade you are;

      And when your hand is on your heart,
      You’re nearly a good laugh, Almost a joker.

      You’re nearly a laugh,
      But you’re really a cry.

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      • The Fly

        Your mother is a whore.

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        • L.K.W.

          “And some of us laugh at the others who cry”

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          • L.K.W.

            Some of us pray, and some of us sin
            Some of us just don’t know where to begin
            Guilty-hearted pleasures, may contain some unorthodox measures
            Can’t help losing even if you win
            Some of us pray, and some of us sin

            Some of us live, and all of us die
            And some of us laugh at the others who cry
            Broken hearted sorrow, got you thinkin like there ain’t no tomorrow
            Some of us can’t look each other in the eye
            Some of us live, and all of us die

            And some of us give, and some of us take
            And some of us just lie in the beds that we make
            Hearts all torn and busted, double-thinking everybody you trusted
            Can’t always fix everything you break
            And some of us give, and some of us take

            Some of us pray, and some of us sin
            And most of us just don’t know where to begin
            These guilty-hearted pleasures, may contain some unorthodox measures
            Can’t help but lose even if you win
            Some of us pray, and some of us sin

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  4. TradingProdigy

    Yeh, market is weird. I have never seen anything like this action of the stock market. We have days of breadth decline and many sectors going down….then we get big breaks in misc stocks, and, the cherry on top, the Dow Jones Index continues to push higher. Combine that with the fact that the D-J Transportation Average continues to el tanko magnificent. What a historic time to see the best result of what happens with divergence and non-confirmation. I smell up, because it is not logical. I smell the fake blood so I am predicting fake up from here. Its what comes next, 2013, 2014 that really scares me.

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  5. phantom

    please remove the rolling ticker atrocity from this lovely site.
    Thank you!

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  6. V

    Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. -Sean “BeatThaPussyUp” Connery

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  7. Dr. Clock

    (Dr. Fly says) “Pussies never get the hot chicks. It’s always the person who is willing to be rejected, almost clamoring it, who is going to capture her (no caveman)….My advice to those who have lost your mojo is simple: stop trading you fucking degenerate pig-bastards.”

    That’s right…grab that fuckin club and learn how to use it!!

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  8. dk

    Exactly right. Always thought that was the key to your success. How did you drift from that?

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  9. JTU

    “Toxic Dump” It’s a daily exercise for me!

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  10. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Nothing wrong with 100% VTI for those so inclined. 15% YTD.

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  11. phantom

    I drive a Phantom and Bentley,
    do not mind going to greener pastures as I own them.
    I am trying to help you.
    Thank me later.

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  12. Half Blood Pope

    I am king swine.

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  13. buylo

    Toxic Dump = Romney at Wed. debate!

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  14. lisa

    Interesting, Phantom, I didn’t even know there was a car called a phantom, but, having said that, I do know what a Bentley is, even though I couldn’t afford a one, and, even though they are fine rides, and would no doubtedly own a fleet if I could.. Long story short, thank you.

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  15. Ultramarine1

    Amazing words, Dr, Fly. Also saving out the text for future reflection.

    I am trapped long in a few positions, after the QE3 annoucement, but I’m not so bothered about it now, as I’m doing the right thing. While waiting for the rewards of my investment research, I must relish and embrace the risk, shaking off any emotional demons that try to steer me off-course.

    Because those demons are pussies.

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  16. Dr. Clock

    phantom says “I drive a Phantom and Bentley”…

    —————————————–

    No you don’t. Some guy you always dream about does; but you don’t.

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  17. L.K.W.

    I just may have to purchase one of these when the cash is mine: http://www.phantomauto.com/Pages/default.aspx

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    • L.K.W.

      I’m kidding. I would just rather never drive again but be driven around, in any suitable transportation utility, if I really need to go somewhere. Okay, fine, still kidding. Sometimes I wonder how many places and times do we need to be serious, and can’t we just limit those, and best of all, not disturb people’s peace by kidding. Sh!te. got serious. Failed, again. Kidding………..oh,well sue me. kidding!

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  18. Raul3

    I think I’m ballin ’cause I gotta block.

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  19. Sloop

    This is now a DANGEROUS MARKET!

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  20. Sloop

    Does Wall Street really like Obama? I think they hand him his head on a silver platter soon.

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  21. random schmo

    India’s GDP 8.2% and China’s GDP 9.8%….
    India’s interest rates? 5.75%
    China’s interest rates about 6%
    Unemployment India 8% and China 4%

    Yet we think lower interest rates will solve things?

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