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Winshippery

Ragin’ nailed ANGI for nearly a buck today, inside of 12631, and I was speed chopping carrots with my genitalia placed on top of the table inside The PPT.

We are not geniuses for nailing this specific market. We are competent individuals, able to read the tea leaves, on a consistent basis, sharing such intuitions with you– “the people”– because it’s our passion. Some of you choose to throw meatloaf at us, as we perform this public service, because you’re ingrates, born from a low cloth, unable to discern right from wrong. In that regard, you are not to blame–only your bastard parents.

You need to have faith in the market going higher– in perpetuity– to bank coin and enjoy it. Ignorance is the tonic of the rich and fat. Without faith, like organized religion, everything is a sham. It’s confidence that built pyramids (or aliens) and it’s the steady hand of Benjamin Bernanke that will guide your bullshit brokerage accounts to the proverbial promise land.

Get it while it’s hot you hungry fucktards. The stock Gods are pissing gold and shitting diamonds on the world right now (no toilet).

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16 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    OK Fly please give me a target amout for my brokerage account and I will endeavour to hit it.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    Were you chopping your vegetables with the Slap Chop from the Sham Wow Guy?
    We need to know.

    https://slapchop.com/

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  3. moolahheaven

    That ‘slap-chop’ guy is doing to the vegetables what Obama/Holder have done to the Constitution…

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  4. Sur Platonic Plateau Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    Mean post Monsieur LeFly.

    Impressive.

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  5. texasradio

    A lengthy and painful period of debt to equity conversion must and will occur. Excessive meatloaf consumption will be the new normal. Exactly when it hits the market, I wish I knew. You are perfectly right that macro means fuckall to short term trades. But didn’t you reveal that the PPT indicator was hitting overbought?

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  6. Jenkins

    Still planning to sell pre-Fed?

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  7. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Daily Recap:

    “The market opened relatively flat this morning, rallied to within 1 point of the bull market high, (the DOW made a new high), then without a good showing from the Tech sector eased back into the close. The SOX, for example, has not made a new uptrend high since mid-August, and AAPL has been in pullback mode since early yesterday. Yesterday’s SPX 1439 high does look like the end of Minute wave iii, and today’s SPX 1429 low the end of Minute iv. However, the market did not close high enough to rule out a retest, or even a pullback to short term support.”

    “Support for the SPX remains at 1422/27 and 1413/16, with resistance at the 1440 pivot and 1463/64. Short term momentum rose from yesterday’s oversold level and spend[t] most of the day around neutral. The short term OEW charts remain positive from SPX 1412 with the swing level now around 1424.”

    http://caldaro.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/tuesday-update-353/

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  8. Cheesefries

    Fly-
    Write down
    US Federal Debt $16,000,000,000 on a piece of paper and tape it to the doors of your kids bedrooms.
    Then come back and tell us you don’t care about politics.

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  9. Half Blood Pope

    I have 5K in the retirement account. At this rate I will need to retire in a 3rd world country. What is the poorest country with the least risk for civil war?

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  10. medflys & Chinch Bugs
    medflys & Chinch Bugs

    Don’t ever let you meat loaf. No throw.

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