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A TREATISE OF RAVENOUS PROPORTIONS!

The Fed meeting is coming up and I am intertwixt between greed and fear. I don’t want to delve back into a “promiscuous squalor of barbarism”; therefore, I must sell something ahead of the Fed. The question is what?

Do I cut losses on NFLX and put that cash into a downside hedge or leave it in cash? Or, should I let it all hang out, cock swinging low into a field of bouncing betty landmines?

Many of you have drawn from the worst of luck on many occasions. I, on the other hand, have not. My wins are continuous, as I have a penchant for progress and luxury. Dare I say, it’s a God given right of mine to admonish you arrivistes, parlaying around my favorite eateries in your stupid cars. You are arch fiends, stertorously waffling through life with all of the traits expected of an ape dressed in high thread count shirts. I spit in your general direction, sober, as I refrain from partaking in the use of intoxicants when there is work in the morning.

The talking faces on CNBC will, disgustingly, drone on in voluble manners, dressing their unseasonable opinions to appeal to the natural vagabond, desperately seeking guidance. I will tell you this, as Zeus himself is my witness, my opinions and positions will be paramount to theirs. I will stick their heads inside of my Blendtec and feed the fluids to my carnivorous plants.

The imperious armies of iBankCoin light flame to your faces and then dance on your graves.

A great man once said “I like my meat cold and bloody, just like my wars.”

As do I!

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34 comments

  1. 4fl3x

    That’s another easy one, Sell Bonds.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    The fed is not going to ease. Not a chance. There might be 30 minutes of disappointment, which will provide a buying opportunity.

    Or you could just ride out that monstrous 30 minute dip.

    Either way, we are going higher until something monstrous eventually happens. And it will…but who knows when and not likely before Obama is coronated Emperor for life.

    But, no matter how high we go, one can safely assume VGPMX will never again reach my purchase price.

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    • Davey Jones

      What is your cost basis on TZA?

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx

        I have like 10k shares at about 15.80 or so. Bad trade obv and ive just been hoping for some retrace. But its not coming. Obviously.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx

        btw thank you for following me so closely, as i only posted that trade once a few days ago in the ppt

        I shall let you know when i capitulate.

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  3. JTU

    Well Rajun’s completely out of the market before the Fed.

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  4. fake amish

    One does get the sense that no one is in control as of right now. The 0 and his pit bull can not get a simple monster from blowing up the Chicago dream. The Rombot is either waiting or floundering. War or neverending war looks likely. The eurotards are eurotards. What could not go wrong? Bearded clam gonna need a magic wand with a oxycotton pez dispenser with a huge nipple for the market to suck. Fucking nightmare.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx

      Europe is monetizing, China is going to stimulate, and The Bearded One has promised he will if its needed.

      Nothing else really matters, at this point, except something big and unexpected.

      People, myself included, tend to view the market as some sort of darwinian evolutionary system, survival of the fittest and all that. What it is in reality is a big as game of Monopoly, and at any given moment the banker can give every one twice as much money as they previously had, and suddenly people are bidding like fuck for shit properties like Baltic.

      It’s really that simple.

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      • fake amish

        Indeed. The wall of worry becoming a falling phoenix of pain with mass casualties can happen at anytime. Funny times man. Not exactly laugh out loud. But hilarious none the less.

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        • TeahouseOnTheTracks

          Stay short while the market digests another term for 0 and a Congress that will have to concede to bipartisanship for the good of the country unless they want to put their genitalia on the chopping block for the next election.

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          • Jakegint

            Obama done. The dead Ambassador ices it.

            That and blowing of Bebe for another campaign event.

            Just not qualified. Never ever was.

            ________

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  5. Mr. Partridge

    A Great man once said: My dear boy, if I sold that stock now I’d lose my position; and then where would I be?

    Seriously though I have sold some high beta names …me and Ben the clam used to play in the same sand box when we were kids…. he will do the right thing for bull market, that is all.. what thing you might ask? I just said: the RIGHT thing…
    Good night all.

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  6. elizamae

    “The talking faces on CNBC will, disgustingly, drone on in voluble manners, dressing their unseasonable opinions to appeal to the natural vagabond, desperately seeking guidance. I will tell you this, as Zeus himself is my witness, my opinions and positions will be paramount to theirs. I will stick their heads inside of my Blendtec and feed the fluids to my carnivorous plants.”

    Wow, just…wow.

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  7. JTU

    Looks like Asia is giddy in early trading!

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  8. Nef Rap

    Youse are all fucktards most especial fake Amish. Who never made a fuckin dime. Long or short!

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  9. Nef Rap

    Hey Fake Amish Obama bout to crush yo fake ass Ba bye. Where are are your trades boy?

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  10. Nef Rap

    Market is fuckin your fake ass up!,

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  11. Nef Rap

    Fake Amish is the devil

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  12. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    In spite of the market going nothing but straight up, let me just say this period reminds me much like the similar time frame in 2007. The market just kept going up even though the warning signs were there.

    No idea if there are any real parallels, but i do believe the market pricing mechanisms are not factoring in economic developments, and that is likely to change over the next 6 months.

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  13. Cascadian

    That is some clever penmanship. I had to look up the snortorously word, or whatever it was.

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  14. theedge111

    Things are getting waaay to bullish for my tastes. Too many peeps on the long bus.

    I wouldn’t be surprised at all too see a long squeeze for a change.

    Bought a few PUTS a few days ago.

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  15. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Note to the mgmt: We can navigate back to prior posts by the blogger being read but not forward. To come back or read new posts by the blogger one must go to the Home page …. Thnx

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  16. asteroids

    Cash, and lots of it. Live to fight another day!

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  17. Jakegint

    Ster-what?

    _____

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  18. mhass33

    Dennis Kneal fondles cats! Lol

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  19. Jakegint

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but…

    The sad, sad end of Trading Nympho…

    ________

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  20. Jakegint

    Can you say — “Hope and Toast?”

    Weak, weaker, weakest….

    What You Got When You Voted for the Beta Male Presidency.

    ___________

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