The Fed meeting is coming up and I am intertwixt between greed and fear. I don’t want to delve back into a “promiscuous squalor of barbarism”; therefore, I must sell something ahead of the Fed. The question is what?
Do I cut losses on NFLX and put that cash into a downside hedge or leave it in cash? Or, should I let it all hang out, cock swinging low into a field of bouncing betty landmines?
Many of you have drawn from the worst of luck on many occasions. I, on the other hand, have not. My wins are continuous, as I have a penchant for progress and luxury. Dare I say, it’s a God given right of mine to admonish you arrivistes, parlaying around my favorite eateries in your stupid cars. You are arch fiends, stertorously waffling through life with all of the traits expected of an ape dressed in high thread count shirts. I spit in your general direction, sober, as I refrain from partaking in the use of intoxicants when there is work in the morning.
The talking faces on CNBC will, disgustingly, drone on in voluble manners, dressing their unseasonable opinions to appeal to the natural vagabond, desperately seeking guidance. I will tell you this, as Zeus himself is my witness, my opinions and positions will be paramount to theirs. I will stick their heads inside of my Blendtec and feed the fluids to my carnivorous plants.
The imperious armies of iBankCoin light flame to your faces and then dance on your graves.
A great man once said “I like my meat cold and bloody, just like my wars.”
As do I!