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The Clam versus Romney, part 1

So Romney wants to get rid of the Clam. With one stroke of the pen, the Clam can get rid of Romney. Should QE3 be enacted, stocks will explode to the upside. Mountains will be moved and the GOP will be left holding a bag of dicks. Obama and his idiot sidekick Biden will get to enjoy another term and by the time they’re finished– the United Steaks of America will have $20 trillion in debt.

Romney is running a stupid campaign, not much different than Ace pilot, John McCain.

Thus far, I am enjoying my day, immensely. I get to sit back and watch all of you bank coin, whilst wallowing in shallow waters with a mountain of cash strapped to my back. Owning NFLX is like being in possession of aids. It’s gonna kill me one day; I just don’t know when it will happen. My other large position is VHC, which is holding up for now. And, newly minted HDGE is down a smidge, a blessing from the Gods, on this victorious day for the bulls.

As always, MRVL is lower. It is such a value.

I don’t want to miss too much upside. Therefore, I will jump back into stocks next week, should this rally continue. Until then, it’s sandwich time for Le Fly, patiently waiting for stocks to reverse and plunge lower into the depths of hell, AND MORE.

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42 comments

  1. Half Blood Pope

    I thought Bernanke is the Clam?

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  2. Nils

    Shouldn’t it say the Clam vs. Romney?

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  3. Patrick

    I’m writing in Bernanke/Hilsenrath in November

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  4. Alex

    Actually, most people could give a damn about wall street and whether it explodes or not. Having a QE3 will just allow the Republicans to better hilight the profligate money flows to crony capitalists like Wall Street bankers.

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  5. Zmbiklr

    Bearded clams don’t have balls.

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  6. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    The Clam is Ben’s alter ego, ready to pounce when the need dictates, then retiring after a hard days work to his stately home in Dillon where folks still have negro lawn jockeys and mint julips are downed on the hour.

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  7. mike

    Actually, I do agree. the market has been predicting QE3 wont occur with all the good numbers recently. This market is based on other things, not QE3.

    However, when QE3 becomes more likely it will move higher.

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  8. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    “Just do it” Ben … After all, as Reagan said, “Deficits don’t matter” … Right Jake?

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  9. clegger_2000

    ALJ great moves.

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  10. mario

    F Bernanke and Odumba!

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  11. zookini

    Pesto Avioli and Dijon Mustard

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  12. theedge111

    Good point Fly

    I would shove a QE up Romney’s ass if it meant i got 4 more years of employment.

    What else is the clam going to do? Go back to Princeton and teach kids about 1930’s? I’m sure he prefers being king of the world at the Fed.

    Romney should have kept his mouth shut about Ben until after the last Fed meeting in October. He would have been bullet proof at that point.

    Stupid fuck

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    • Rick

      Agreed,

      Romney is very dim. He wants to bring back the gold standard the fucktard. If you have a regular job in the US you would be crazy to vote for him.

      You have only to look at the UK to see how austerity destroys jobs, GDP & standard of living for the ordinary man.

      “Bring back the 1930s – vote Romney” should be his battle cry.

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  13. tradingnymph

    The Clam already said that he is going to leave when his term is up in 2014…that letter today was such a planned event to kick us bears.

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  14. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    “Damn the torpedoes (Deficits) … Full speed (QE3) ahead (no homo)!”

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  15. Yabollox

    Clam is set for life, no matter what. Romney understands finance better than Clam or 0bama.

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  16. Odumbo

    Rick the Dick!

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  17. w.k.l.

    Whose clam is he? Thinks on its.

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  18. Odumbo

    Rick the big dick Dumbocrat!

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