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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WE CRASH MONDAY

I will not besmirch our fine African President for mismanaging the economy. I shall not talk shit about the fucking Germans and their aversion to reason. I cannot fix what’s already broken and force policy makers to do what they were born to do: initiate POMO.

My position has been highlighted as being a game of chicken against the numbers. I’ve been telling the world deflation is a horrible reality and inflation is nothing but a mirage. Today the veil is being lifted off the ugly bitches face and she looks like a fucking German. As a result of my faith and recklessness, I will delve into negative territory today, likely to the tune of -3%, putting my peak to trough at -23% over the past two months. This is exactly what happened to me last year and I fucking hate my job more than anyone in the world right now.

I am going to make this very simple for you. If there is no policy response by Sunday night, we are going lower by 10%+ on Monday. The sense of urgency has never been greater. Berlusconi is the only one who seems to get it, making these eloquent comments regarding the fucking Germans this morning:

“Here’s my crazy idea; Let’s start printing euros ourselves,” Mr Berlusconi told an assembly of his center-right People of Liberty party’s parliamentary deputies.

“Germany should leave the euro if it doesn’t agree with the European Central Bank serving as a lender of last resort.”

Okay? Germany needs to either support the creation of new euros or leave the union. There should not be separate borrowing rates for Spain or Italy or Germany: fuck that. If they are all under the same currency, there should be just 1 central bank: the ECB. The EU should borrow money on behalf of all member states and all debt should be guaranteed by said central bank. There is no alternative. You either go all in or get the fuck out.

In closing: it’s gonna get ugly and this could be the best buying opportunity of the year. I am guessing The PPT will finally register an OS signal; but that remains to be seen. I will not be selling today because I’ve resigned myself to death by battle ax. Tighten up your belts and watch out for those fucking murderholes because they are everywhere this morning.

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64 comments

  1. Sspiff

    time to bunker up.

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  2. dickNballz

    No. We crash today. Why wait?

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  3. Joe Dirty

    Based on prior posts/results, I will be buying later today.

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  4. Berniecornfeld
    Berniecornfeld

    Blue Blazer fully pressed…Check!

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    • TheArtist

      ha…great.
      Don’t forget the blue top hat to go with the blazer

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  5. dickNballz

    Fly, it souds like you slept well last night… Feeling a little stressed, no?

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  6. Flicker

    But you are still going to stay long with 20% of your stack?

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  7. leftcoasttrader
    leftcoasttrader

    The top scroll bar lists the German 2 year at -350%

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s a little off.

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  8. JTU

    Silver and gold stocks should perform well today.

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    • leftcoasttrader
      leftcoasttrader

      Since when did the price of gold and silver have anything to do with the price of miners?

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    • smerdyakov

      Anyone long today on anything is mentally ill, even if they’re just going for a scalp. We may see more buying opportunities on monday but right now the only thing keeping us out of 126 territory are institution robots.

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  9. Dr Funk

    Be a dip. Buy the dip.

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  10. Steve Place

    gonna buy some vxx weekly puts

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  11. Tutti

    Fly is totally on the money here. If we close poorly today (the 1st day of the month offers up an 85% +/- win rate to the bulls over last 15 years) and no policy announcement over the weekend – this will be a perfect set up for a panic type monday open… Not good.

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  12. dickNballz

    Sorry about the loss, fly, it’s ever easy. This is dirty game.

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  13. Paul Revere

    This feels like a Sunday night intervention…and a massive one.

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  14. OG

    Crash Monday? I’m already dead. Fuckkkk.

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  15. The V.King

    Fear is the enemy of logic.

    12-12-12
    A New Beginning

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  16. Cascadian

    Wall Street has fucked up the financial markets so bad people are willing to take 1% interest for their money. Companies cannot invest even at that cost, as some short selling raiders can ruin them. This is no way to run an economy.

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  17. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Although I am agreement, Euro Bonds are more complicated than that. Not to mention the Germans jsut dont see an end to this unless the crappy nations pass fiscal control to them. Just an opinoin.

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  18. the man

    why would anyone think that the europeans will do anything sensible? they won’t, the krauts are too stubborn

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    • Cascadian

      Too stubborn to give their hard earned money away.

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  19. Gent

    Sweet we get confirmation on monday welcome to hell, just so you know any intervention wont be enough on sunday every country will demand billionZ and threaren with the apocaly

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  20. Greg

    It’s called a stop loss my friend.

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  21. john

    Germans raised retirement to 67 while those lazy hairy animals retire at 50 while hardly working anyway. Fuck them and everyone hating on Germany.

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  22. Greg

    I knew 2 days ago new lows were coming.

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  23. DMA

    as Ray Dalio said last month, the problem in Europe is similar to the problem in the USA after the revolutionary war — a bunch of states had a treaty binding them (the Articles of Confederation), but no central bank and no central government. The result? In-fighting over war debts and loans.

    This led to the creation of our Federal Government over a decade later when they finally adopted the Constitution.

    Europe is no different. There is no central gov’t or banking authority which can bind all these “states” together. Just a lot of in-fighting about currency, debt, and lending.

    The answer is simple (create a central bank with binding power over all the States in the Union), but not easy to achieve. It took our Founding Fathers 13 years to get there, and they actually liked one another!

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    • Peaches

      Not going to happen, we fought a war together and had been established as sovereign states for a few years. Even then it took 100 years and a civil war to get the ball rolling. Europeans have not gotten along for centuries; the French are too French and so on.

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      • DMA

        I agree 100% — there’s no F-ing way the Europeans can get together and act the way our Founding Fathers did in 1789. There’s not enough incentive to bind them all together.

        Even in the US, it was a long hard battle to convince enough people that this was the right thing to do.

        Europe is fucked.

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        • Masanda

          Every time someone brings up our “founding fathers” I have to take a shot and masturbate furiously. Let’s just say I’m drunk and raw as shit right now.

          Bearded Clam’s gonna ride in on a money-machet unicorn tossing bags and bags of weed and coke soon enough. What are the powers that be going to do? Let the global economy collapse even worse than 2008? Get fucking real. We’re in a much better place now to deal with such bullshittery.

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  24. danny

    As far as PBR goes, could lower oil prices actually be better for PBR since they have the price control issue on gasoline in Brazil? Just a thought.

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    • Po Pimp

      PBR is a bullshit company that doesn’t know their ass from the holes they drill in the ground.

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  25. Peaches

    TMF and DGP until election day bwahaha!

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  26. JTU

    I’m only down 1.5% so far today! I was expecting worse!

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  27. RightlySo

    Turn those machines back on!

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  28. fxtradex6

    Berlusconi… One man in a room full of idiots.

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    • Blind Read Ant

      Some of the pictures of a haughty Gaddafi visiting Italia still give me chills.

      It’s like, Bo$$ B. knew EU had made Gaddafi Dead to Rights, but he had no idea… .

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  29. jk

    Market is green on monday.

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  30. riggedgame

    As I said in late summer of 2008, ALL BANK AND HEDGE FUND DERIVATIVES should be canceled, and all lawsuits challenging this should be barred.

    This could be done by unified action of the USA, England, Germany, France, Japan, Brazil, Russia, the IMF, the World Bank, our Fed and the UN.

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  31. razorsedge

    dow 11,700, ????

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  32. TraderRenn

    I agree, best buying opportunity of the year is close at hand!

    Too many old men out there crying for the end of the world – time to clear the slates.

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  33. Trading_Nymph

    Just Random Thought..the hardest part of this game is not fear/greed..but Ego. I think it was Jesse Livermore’s Ego that caused him to blow his brains out..

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  34. asteroids

    I see no panic in this tape. Gap down then sideways. We could do this for weeks. This isn’t bloody war, this is more like stomach flu.

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  35. decka

    anyone know what happened to NotableCalls.blogspot?

    used to really like that spot.

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