From time to time, I forget where I am, blogging here at iBankCoin, discussing stocks and such. After years of curating the readership through indiscriminate bannings and mistreatment of older folks, one would imagine a more sophisticated crowd might dwell here. Quite the contrary.
The vast majority of you men are of a lower order, fit for the semen infested hotels of Atlantic City, shoveling McDonlad’s fine cuisine into your fat heads. Soda pop is the preferred beverage here at iBC, topped off with a little butter. One should not try to teach the unwashed and the arcane, for it is unbecoming of a gentleman. Therefore, I offer you 10,000 apologies and a nice warm bacon sausage mcgriddle as a gift, for gravely misjudging my audience.
You aren’t ready. You’re all too fat.
As of now, “The Fly” is drinking whiskey for breakfast, whilst gobbling down a rare steak–with his bare hands. He will be buying stocks this morning, on EXTREME MARGIN, and voting for Bob Dole this election. Over the course of today, I intend to blow up three mailboxes with m-80’s and slap nine servants with open handed slices of pizza, extra gravy. By the close of trading, I will be riding around in Manhattan, like a fucking madman, in my calash, in search of a good meal.
I will make money today, whether you like it or not. As a fact, your opinions mean absolutely nothing to me and I relish the day when you stop coming to iBC. Plainly, the working class are no longer welcomed here at iBC. I am very sorry to disinvite you, all of a sudden, but it must be done.
Starting immediately, I am having my staff form a “working group” aka “Task force unit” that will delve into the tax receipts of the readers of this site, exercising the “right to information act”. Anyone with less than 200k in annual income or net worth less than $1 million will be prohibited from viewing iBC, as it is my right to do so.
You must be an accredited investor to read iBC.
Off to punch people into idle NYC manholes.
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fig.i want mine with sausage, mushroom, and pepperoni and extra motz
dont be pissed,but i keep 16-20 pounds of butter in the deep freeze at any given time.
I sense greatness with this welcome return to form.
Also, McGriddle now comes with built-in iPhone, so that ain’t so bad.
On the other hand, Apple and rotten Ronnie are coming to take over your town tomorrow.
Its called the Freedom of Information Act, the ‘Right to Information Act’ only applies in India…otherwise all is well. Carry on.
Wrong again.
I have the RIGHT to your information, there is nothing free about it.
All three of you are now under review. I am pulling for you.
I watched ‘Supersize Me’ this weekend, as it was on my dvr box. I have been eating salads every day since. True story.
I have the intestinal fortitude of a Mexican day laborer, but something about watching Morgan Spurlock lose his lunch a few times did it for me.
here,i’ll spend 10 hrs in the kitchen like my mama did cooking up a thousand year old recipe that most men will never taste,in their life time. pffft. i’m an open book
You’re lowly auditors don’t have enough fingers to count the stacks of gold I have secured in my fallout shelter. All of it quickly seized in trades off the forked tongue of The Fly. Even a handicapped blog addict could do it by trading opposite of this overgrown maggot crawling off his putrid breakfast and puking out more cyberspew!
Your income was found to be just 22k. You’re banned
LOFL!
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improper usage of an apostrophe was the first giveaway, or else maybe he felt you are lowly auditors?
Mitch Fuckin’ Daniels? The Turnpike-selling
Alfred E. Neuman naysaying twerp who is trying to turn Indiana into the Foxconn state?
Where is the Quibids girl when we need her?
oh no, dont let Jake read what you just said about his Mitch Daniels, tshf in 3…2…1..
No one cares what that piker says.
Rigged is a gaping moron.
His maunderings make for an ironic endorsement, so no worries.
I’d rather Fly put up an IQ bar that must be surmounted for entry here than an income floor.
Interestingly enough, research demonstrated that high IQ does not necessarily equal great wealth or success in the market (or in life generally). Too many intelligent people fall prey to the idea that their thesis simply cannot be wrong (this happens in politics all too often as well).
While it is the case that, statistically, one could throw me in a room with 196 other random people and I’d be the single most intelligent person of the entire group, I attribute my trading success to critical-thinking, discipline, a hunger to learn, and awareness of my emotional states. Luck plays a small role as well.
And, there is great humor to be had at the expense of lesser minds. j0shingU, etc.
Except me right? I mean, there are exceptions correct?
Yes. All gentle persons of The PPT are exempt from tax inspection.
we live another day!
Cramer is truly deranged
Fly what whiskey makes it to your breakfast table?
My choice is Wild Turkey Rare Breed to get the day started
Makers Mark
Old Weller is the new hotness in KY
the 107?
It’s “the secret” that was passed on to me by an old hand about a decade back.
Maker’s Mark is a chick’s whisky, no offense.
Sweeter than sherry.
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meh, southern comfort,janice joplins’ fav
And that’s why it’s breakfast you dolt
yea, after you trow some fuckin grape nuts on it.
Gotta go with Balvenie single malt scotch whisk(e)y,
Doublewood 12 yr. Single Malt with breakfast
PortWood 21. yr after dinner…smoooth.
Based on the “Laws of Mathematics”, it appears that you may be making Fuck-All today!
I doubt that DMND alone can save you today!
dmnd has everything that no one else does.
Looks like I might have to take it back!
All that accredited investor stuff is overrated. I just finished my MF Global Futures claim form for my clown Corzine surprise sex futures account. My account says at least i won’t need to file quarterly estimated this year.
Is this an oblique swipe at Mr. Mitt Romney given HOBOama’s “no-need” W-IRS forms, just spend and tax everyone?
When India and China buy oil from Iran and pay for it in GOLD, tell me bright boys what that will do to the price of gold? And then Nymph’s passion, the dollar. Look before you leap. That might be an abyss down there.
silver bitchezzzzzz
i thought 2012 was the year of “no banning” on flyblog. Geez, go away for a week and the world turns on its head.
I picked up a small position in GLW @ $13.12. It’s down over 10% after earnings report.
Natural gas producers and solar energy stocks are up after Obama’s state of the union speech.
Fly, do you still own RBCN? If not are you still a buyer under $10.00?
There goes the crack spread
TMoe BOT AAPL March 400 puts
ouch
I don’t think so
how bout now.me thinks if you havent exited by now,you got your cock chopped off,no.
Crack at $23 up 4.25%…WHY MY WNR POINTING DOWN??
stroke it
What literature have you been reading that has you fixated on this “calash” conveyance?
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He is reading Bleak House. Also, I have mentioned traveling via stagecoach adorned with a top hat and a scowl around these parts in prior posts.
what about 2012 being the year of charity.
He wasn’t going to be a degenerate gambler either.
OMG, I can’t stop laughing at the newest wallpaper background on the site. I’m afraid to ask what they are as they look like “heads” 🙂
I’m going to bet they are Presidents for President’s Day.
Looks like an 18th century painting. Maybe early 19th.
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I don’t know flyaway, it looks like something form the ancient GREEK ruins now
Statement retracted ,yes, home page looks like heads, lol
OMG I can’t stop laughing at the thought of you unable to stop laughing at the at the newest wallpaper background on the site!
You’ve “Stopped Making Sense.”
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Stop laughing, go make millions 🙂
hey,if i had your millions,i’d buy a hotel with 365 rooms.i’d put a hooker and a bar in each, then i’d go up one year,then come down the next.
haha.. working on it 🙂
damnation I wanted to short BVSN so bad yesterday when it was up in the 40’s, too difficult to borrow shares.
Someone should post this in the news section, its some funny schite…
Wait a minute, don’t we NEED a food stamp Prez?
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I heard MCD is spraying robbers with synthetic DNA that stays on your skin for two weeks and clothes for up to six months (for those that don’t do laundry apparently). Absolutely ridiculous…
AAPL hits lows for the day; feeling good about my puts purchase
you still feelin it T
2014…OMG…One thing that market is missing is that Gringrich could get the Rep Nomination, and he is a Clam Hater, the only thing that Ron Paul and Him agree on. Florida Poll has him and Romney tied.
i wouldnt be surprised in the least if those two end up in the WH.
Did you notice that MarketWatch Guy asked him about this in the Press Conf and the Clam just passed on the question…so lame.
Econ. gods are trying to gin up some positive economic news to report during the summer and fall to help 0bama re-election efforts.
I enjoy crushing up DMND walnuts, and snorting them up my nose in a finely arranged line on my crystal coffee table
the white dust on the smoke house almonds are the better buzz
GOLD!!!!! fucking score!
Will be drinking Cristal with gold leaf covered strawberry and listen to classical music… cause it is the way I roll 🙂
what, no hookers ?
HOLY SMOKES!!!!!
it’s holy …. it is… what a pop…
like a green explosion
FUcking biggest day in many months…
I was SOOO ready … GOLD!!!!!!
hookers went to work to MCD … none available 🙂
doin double duty no doubt.lol
Not like you post anything worthwhile to read any how
EEM will be a rewarding trade for 2012.
You’re finally back!
if 3 people are for rate increases in 2012, and 3 people are for 2013….won’t that be 6 people for rates by 2013??
will go ask mr. ed.he has four hooves and can count like a bitch at full gallop
That would be 6.
http://youtu.be/y_PZPpWTRTU
Forgot about the 4 in 2015, besides the 5 in 2014…nevermind…
You are confused young lady.
May I suggest you go back and research the inventory of oats and wheat in China. It is almost as much as copper supply.
Feed is expensive there..they are hording carrots I believe.
MCD earnings were unreal, they keep executing really well building out better and better stores
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