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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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COCAINE FUELED GORILLA RALLY

Bernanke laid the perfect trap for you bitchasses. He knew S&P would move on the banks. He didn’t say a word until they made their move. Like the true chess master that he is, he defeated S&P before they started their assault on the US banking system.  In the after hours last night, short sellers went all in, hoping for the worst, expecting tragedy.

Bernanke exacted maximum pain on your bullshit brokerage accounts by dropping the hammer on you “DEFCON 3” brainless, dickless know nothings–precisely at the time you were caught leaning hardest. Sublime.

The time for your disposal is now. People have had enough of your haphazard advice on CNBC. Resign from your post now and enjoy your retirement, old man.

I’m speeding through time today, up another 5%, making that +11% for the year aka better than you.

The gauntlet has been laid down and the competition isn’t up to the task. Shhh, don’t comment here on iBC today. Don’t tell us about your average ups and don’t post your thoughts. This is your funeral.

Enjoy it.

 

 

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112 comments

  1. Dog

    Snifffffff

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  2. Hammy

    nice new background

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  3. Schizo1688

    Why are you so fucking good at this fly?

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  4. @crazyfasteddy

    This ain’t your typical gorilla run crack cocaine today… this is pure fed approved liquid ecstasy! The good shit!

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  5. kidstock

    Lever up and sell at end of day? Never seen The Fly do that….

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  6. mwarden

    where’s the volume? who is buying this other than shorts?

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  7. exk

    I am itching to getting rid of my EXK position.
    any idea how far up this thing is gonna go?
    bot it at 10.00 so am happy !!!

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  8. JB

    impressive squeeze .. right into the ghetto hood of the shorts.. let’s see who wins this epic gangland showdown ..

    I saw Bernake this morning sporting a blue do-rag

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  9. The Fly

    In case you are wondering, yes, I am wearing that African mask on the front page today. If you see someone with that shit on today, steer clear. My arms are involuntarily punching people in the face.

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  10. DJ Humble

    Rick Ross, Unbanned, bowling balls to the face rally.. good day

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  11. kidstock

    Any trades in the personal account Fly?

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  12. alf44

    This Market is … Runnin’ With Scissors !!!

    SELL the bumps …
    BUY the dumps …
    And don’t “diddle in tha middle” !

    .

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  13. alf44

    my last post didn’t show up.

    why ?

    .

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  14. Bobby Boucher

    “Shhh, don’t comment here on iBC today. Don’t tell us about your average ups and don’t post your thoughts. This is your funeral.”

    And Alf’s response is? Oh, wait….he’s shorther than Verne Troyer so he’s getting carried out today like Randolph Duke lmfao

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  15. Green Machine

    Senor Fly,
    Thank you for your refiner suggestion yesterday. I scanned our CDN oil patch and added SU. I am enjoying egregious 6% gains in one day.

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    • Green Machine

      …but I am still down YTD, so do not miscontrue my post as boasting, but rather as a gratitude.

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  16. FIG

    The term is haphazard, not half-hazard.

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  17. Moolahheaven

    The ‘Fly’ is executing bearshitters today, as usual he had the cajones to stay in the ocean and catch this wave. Kudos and a tip of the hat to you once again sir!

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  18. Dr Funk

    K… Not about winners or losers. Survival

    Luckily Im not a victim. I mean am a survivor

    Reversed long (enough) after friday

    (however) Will never drop my SDOW

    No further comment. Other than to get off this meth addiction I have Im going to go do some more meth

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  19. jjjsix6

    Please tell me that Europe is saved this time. I mean for real this time, not just a few days or a month. I’m getting really tired of making slow gains just to get blown out of the water in 1 day because Europe really wasn’t saved.

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    • The OG

      I hear ya.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Europe wasn’t really saved today.

      But this one should last for a few months. If I had to guess, I’d say in addition to the 400 billion euros that the EU had in the EFSF, they’ve gotten about another 200 billion euros from China, and 100 billion from South America.

      I’m not sure who else has euro trade balances that the EU could have hit up. I know China sure as shit didn’t have much more than 300 billion euros lying around, and I doubt they would have handed them all over.

      So I’m guessing there’s 700 billion in firepower in the EFSF. Not nearly enough to end this crisis, but if the EU is desperate enough to tap it right now, then they’ve got about enough to get the hamstrung countries like Italy through the first quarter of the year.

      I’ve heard the month of May get tossed around. I’m more skeptical and think February. But if they get some cooperation, then 700 billion euros could put them well into September of next year too.

      Big range here, you just need to pay attention.

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  20. ChrisBrown

    Senor fly, especially since you reside in NYC, you know there’s only one appropriate rap song with the title “work”
    Gangstarr – Work
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSszWXkDHa8

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  21. Dirk Diggler

    “Bernanke laid the perfect trap for you bitchasses.”

    This is when I knew this would be another epic post.

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  22. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    http://money.cnn.com/2010/08/09/smallbusiness/cranes/index.htm

    Take that Ticonderoga!

    One for all … the 1% and the 99%

    AIN … Let the presses roll!!!

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  23. MCPJ

    Who is ambushing who here? I look at it is a move by the FED in order to clear the big players so they don’t destroy the market prior to the end of the year.

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  24. Montego

    I.. I.. can’t feel my face.

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  25. alf44

    This Market … is Runnin’ With Scissors !

    SHORT tha bumps …
    COVER tha dumps …
    Don’t diddle in tha middle !

    Currently have limit orders on me some more TYP pending !

    Lookin’ to get … you guessed it …

    SHORTER… than Verne Troyer !!!

    .

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  26. Pop

    Well, it’s not a +1000 point day you had predicted Sir Fly, but I’ll take it. 🙂

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  27. Trading Ideas

    Is this a good entry point for a small position in TZA? Alf? Edge? Trading_Nymph? Anybody?

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  28. Yabollox

    I sold the rest of my GMCR. Swapped out of WNR for TSO, because I’m a left coast kind of guy.

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  29. Ruben the Cuban

    Fly, with all the steps they’re taking to make sure none of the financials pull a Lehman on us, wouldn’t this be a good time to buy BAC, C, and so on?

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  30. Trading_Nymph

    First, I hate clams. But, the bigger story is how China cut RRR. That one was not leaked in any manner in China. Reading thru all the gossip since its release, it appears the China Govt was really starting to get worried about all the foreign money leaving its country (funny, how normally they complain about Hot Money coming in). They have Final PMI’s tonight and maybe they were concerned that would just speed up the process of them leaving. Of course, a lot of the foreign money leaving can by traced back to europe companies trying to raise capital back home to save their butts. Anyway, this RRR cut hits to their inflation, China also upped Tariffs on Power Plants to charge Industries more to use it this winter. I am totally unsure what China Speculators are going to do with all of this after the short squeeze is done? For Europe, all of this Clam Juice did not print euro bonds or fund IMF, EFSF…so problem is not fixed.

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  31. JNROD

    Fly,

    I must say that I admire your resillience and that you held your ground. However your posts showed bipolar disorders during the sell off and indicated that you were some how doubting yourself. However I guess your cold head prevailed and the words compounded errors I think summarizes it. The lesson to be learned here is: When the market has moved and you try to chase the momemtum you are probably late to the party…Now my question is: The market has moved? Is it to late for the party or is just the start?. I think we are heading to 12600’s by year end. I also think volatility will come down by year end. So I am buying today (very scare though) XIV….

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  32. MCPJ

    Can someone please explain to me how the action from the central banks will help the European sovereign debt crisis? I figure it will provide liquidity to the banks who own most of the debt, so does this mean that a restructuring of said national debt will occur with these banks taking serious hits buoyed by their new liquidity?

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    • Dr Fly

      Liquidity will be provided to anyone in need in any currency. That was explicit.

      In other words, the Fed will buy Italian debt if needed.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      It also means that if, say, a bank were to receive emergency funding from the EMF and pay out their obligations, they could then take the euro deposits (assuming the customer doesn’t withdrawl), put them back with the EMF (receiving interest), and the EMF could export those euros to the U.S. in exchange for dollars.

      This deleverages the system by printing without all the nasty hyperinflation typically associated with the process. It has its limitations, of course, but it’s better than outright running the printing presses.

      So it kind of hints that the dollar will not be permitted to get too strong against the euro.

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  33. checklist

    the panic will be back.

    only one way out: eliminate the negative (and dropping) net supply of Euros in the Eurozone…

    thats it. cancelling vast amounts of debt will stop all problems.. for a time. But the world is catching on, countries that don’t issue their own currency are risky.

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  34. theedge111

    Expecting another “my dick is bigger than your dick” Fly post in 3,2,1……

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  35. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Just saw the crude inventory report. Inventories up by 3.9 million barrels, way over the 1 million build expected.

    So fucking help me, if crude oil reverses on the day and starts to crash, after all of this and just after I finally covered, my next post will be a live video stream of me firing a rifle in downtown Detroit.

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  36. Wolfgang

    I hold some TNA from 38 – up about 14% today. Why try to pick stocks?

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  37. Xenomorph

    This is just so goddamn frustrating I’m sorry…Every time things get really scary I get shaken out of positions, and then there are these HUGE rallies. Unreal, I wonder how long this one will last….

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  38. JNROD

    They call this a rally. The real word should be gaps because no F/U during intraday has been done. Like I wrote yesterday it has been the same pattern as the initial days of October three big gaps to inflate and squeeze shorts. Now retail investors get in after the three candles for the crumbs and then sell off. Repeat and Repeat this has been the formula, and will continue to be in this deleveraging environment. Trade accordingly.

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  39. ALLPROz

    Banks are your friend…who knew?

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  40. The Super Clam

    Bitch betta recognize.

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  41. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I still can’t understand why some people struggle with this shit. We go higher. UBIG. Uncle Ben Is God.

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  42. ruggyup

    Anyone care to review for the general population here the etymology of our phrase bearded clam?

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  43. ruggyup

    Back to anyone- anyone commenting on the new Fisher Gartman ETNs? Inevitable that someone(as in Alf) will brag on getting off by buying OFF.

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    • alf44

      … not my style, dufus !

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    • TraderCaddy

      I have been watching and the spreads appear to be good, especially for a first day trade.
      I do need to find out how it will be taxed- 1099 v K-1 partnership.
      If it’s a partnership I will not trade it.
      Those K-1 mailings are almost always wrong and are constantly being revised even after 4/15.

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  44. Quint

    I can’t wait for some technician to come out and say how the market broke above a “very important level”.

    And last week it broke below that same “very important level”.

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    • ALLPROz

      Most likely it will be a big bad bear “chartist” claiming major resistance.

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  45. JTU

    Impressive close!
    The bears will be wiping their asses with Charmin!

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  46. ALLPROz

    What did I miss regarding Home Depot/Lowes…under-performers today.

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  47. Edwin

    We have what the perma bears asked for…..we have both (gap-up) price action and volume..

    moreover, people don’t believe this rally.

    The chances are we have higher prices dead ahead amid the de-facto QE2.

    Government (master planners) policies do matter and they are game changes…one who chooses to fight them may have rectal turmoil dead ahead.

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  48. Trading_Nymph

    OK fun and games are over. Tonight we get the Final PMI numbers out of China and Europe (europe could be a little better then estimates based on flash). If China has to lower RRR before the release tells me that China is getting worried. And yes, major fibo resistance at 1245ish.

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  49. Eric

    Fly do you (or anyone reading) have an opinion on if there is value in PSUN? 822 stores with a market cap of 90mil, which is roughly 100k per store. That seeems cheap for a well established retailer.

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