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Throwing Meatballs at Italy

I am trimming my WNR position, full disclosure. Right now, I am heavily long WNR, AXU and MWW. That’s about it, aside from the myriad of other stocks in my portfolios. I am mostly cash, chilling, while your blood is inexplicably spilling.

Spanish, Portuguese and Italian bond yields are blowing out. However, the market is manipulated. The only trade, as of now, is cash. As an aside, I am also emphatic about GSVC, such a small float, such a great story. The current valuation of GSVC indicates their portfolio of privately held companies is only worth 55 million. They raised 50 million. Do you mean to tell me the private internet market is dead? PFFFFFFFFFFF.

GSVC trades up from here.

Additionally, I still like ULTA, DECK, DVR and PFCB. I own all of these stocks and will not sell them until the shadows near my favorite urinal give me the nod. You must understand, I am never scared. Volatility is my friend and I yearn for market losses, so that I can make it all back and more. However, I am opting to remove myself from the fire, due to the severity of the situation. The worst case scenario is a full blown market calamity. Instead of playing with all of my chips, I am fucking around with a handful, while the lion-share of my assets are in the safe.

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12 comments

  1. razorsedge

    thats-a- spicy meat-a ball

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  2. TraderCaddy

    And the gravy would be:
    A. Puttanesca
    B. Genovese
    C. Bologne or
    D. Marinara ?

    And that had to be one of my quickest profits in SMH in a long time.
    Now what do I do for the rest of the day?

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    • The Plumbers Crack
      The Plumbers Crack

      I’m looking for a good apprentice to help out with the toilet clogs.

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      • TraderCaddy

        Do I get Union wages(benefits,vacations,breaks,etc.)?
        If so, when do I start?

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  3. razorsedge

    if the mkt turns for the worse,will have to fire blond sweedish crew on the boat, and make my own margaritas,

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  4. beano

    So now I can’t watch CNBC from 6 – 9 because of that ass Kernen, and I can’t watch it from 9 – 11 now becuause of that other ass Cramer;

    is Bloomberg TV worth subscribing to???????

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    • TraderCaddy

      No.
      You are better off subscribing to MLBtv in HD and watching baseball all day.

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    • skogie1

      I feel you man. Although, I’d way rather spend 10 minutes with Kernen than Cramer. Bloomberg is boring and cheaply produced. Boring is probably about just right for a financial new network however. Betty Liu is kinda hot but sounds like she has a speech impediment. Stick to the internet.

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  5. SONNY

    and psun ??

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  6. Prospectus

    Viva Le Fly! The Hydra of Investing. Chop off his cock, he will grow two more in their place. Big swinging ones.

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  7. razorsedge

    GSVC @ 15.50 im hopin,

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