Anyone who is anyone on Wall Street is well aware of “the cursed watch that can destroy nations.” It just so happens that a good colleague of mine is in possession of such a watch and is using it to advance his bearshitting agenda. At first glance, you will think nothing of the watch. It looks rather odd and grotesque in dimensions. However, if you dare to look at it for more than 12 seconds, you will see the devil himself (right above the 6).
This watch is responsible for countless atrocities throughout the world, over many centuries. Back in the medieval days the sheer sight of it sent locals scrambling for cover. Fast forward to today, it is being used to derail the stock market and cause a global depression. As you understand, this man must be stopped.
I am going to post a picture of the watch, which was taken in secret from one of my agents. Ten minutes after he snapped this photo, he was run over and killed by a errant sanitation truck (fuck recycling). In order to stop the curse, the arm that accompanies the watch must be chopped off. So, should you happen to see a gentleman with this watch, be sure to get a clean swipe at his arm, for the sake of the stock exchange. Typically, for this sort of close combat, you will want to use a hand ax, preferably with a diamond tipped blade.
BEHOLD your plague!
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Ah c’mon, this title can be better matched with another picture
Indeud
http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfeed/2011/06/01/philip-morris-sues-uruguay-over/
Good for Uruguay!
Gay.
The tobacco companies will now bribe Urugauy elected officials so that they might get the fuck out of the way.
Ur u gay.
Homeboy needs to clean that shit.
The watch has triple diamonds. Pimp you will pay for that comment. haha
Its real, this is no joke.
regards,
chuck
Ghastly!
Reminds me of yuppie dude. One day parks his car, opens driver door and a sanitation truck roars by too close and takes the driver door clean off his BMW. Yuppie dude is really pissed at having his BMW damaged. A bystander runs up and says to Yuppie dude, “Hey dude, your arm! your arm is ripped off! Yuppie dude, “Oh no! my Rolex!
When I was visiting Chinatown in NYC some guy offered to sell me a half dozen of the same exact watch for about $50.00.
However, he took off running towards Little Italy when he saw the cops coming.
Never saw him again, although I did have a fine lunch of unnamed duck parts.
Dow 10,000 here we come!
Nope. Going to re-test March 2009……..People have come to the conclusion that there is no way this shit works out and are cashing in.
I’m just sayin’……….
DO NOT GAZE AT THAT WATCH FOR LONG, FOR IF YOU DO, YOUR SOUL IS SURELY FORFEIT.
THE BANK OF IRELAND IS OFFERING BONDHOLDERS TEN CENTS ON THE DOLLAR! That ain’t a haircut. That’s a scalping:
Bloomberg –“Bank of Ireland to Impose Up to 90% Losses on Bondholders”
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-05-31/bank-of-ireland-imposes-90-losses-on-bondholders-in-cash-or-equity-deal.html
*Hick* First!
Ireland needs to copy Iceland.
wow what a fuckikng bloodbath
the last few minutes in SLV woke me up
All praise to the PPT for giving me a sell signal yesterday.
Tornado Watch in NYC until 8PM.
Fly- You need to immediately throw that watch over to Jersey.
Looks like a tornado already hit Wall St!
ah, a swiss vintage gruen curvex watch with a diamond dial….nice taste for absolute control of the market.
TN,
nice call on da watch. 1930’s circa
regards
chuck
So is that Fly’s watch?
Now that was an ass whooping…2008 Bear Syle!!!
Silver getting margin called. PERFECT! There is nothing more enjoyable then getting a chance to watch capain cheerleader Steve LIESMan and the rest of the CNBC bulltards eat crow.
Markets been a joke for a year now. Reality is starting to set in. 5th straight losing week if the sell off continues.
Scary times.
I can hardly wait to read Harvey Organ’s comments for today. Still holding my AGQ. I should have just gone with a market order. Oh well. If silver price goes under 30, I’ll buy a bunch. If it goes under 25 I’ll buy a shitload of AGQ on leverage.