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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEHOLD: The iBC Financial News Network

Starting immediately, Mr. Caine Thaler will be leading the charge to provide macro/news related items for iBankCoin. Additionally, all of you small dogs, as well as staff writers, may participate in this new venture of mine. Should any of you feel the urge to post an editorial or news related item, inside the Peanut Gallery, there will be a box for you to check that will say “news.” Should you have the courage and the internal fortitude to check it, your drivel will be exported to my new box, named “The iBC Financial News Network.”

Upon being populated there, instantly, you will be greeted by beautiful woman and people will ask for your autograph. Tier one brokerage firms will send hookers to your apartments, in an attempt to woo you. However, all said attempts will fall flat, as you are a dedicated iBC Newsroom attendant, whose job is to deliver news items in a way that will appall, yet amaze, all of those who read it.

Why am I doing this?

Because I can. It’s as simple as that.

Should any of you stand out, as always, you might earn a spot here on iBC and partake in all of the advertising riches that come our way. In addition to that, you will have full use of our corporate jet and access to our news penthouse suites, located in the mountainous region of Azuga, Romania.

Be well and blog like the fucking wind men.

NOTE: Make sure your titles are relevant to the contents of the post, else I will murder you where you sit.

NOTE 2: iBC Financial News Network will have its own Twitter acct: @iBC_fn. Follow us here.

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22 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. Trading Nymph

    Actually Sean at Live posted this, looks like JPM may be the ubber holder of Silver Short Contracts and have been adding to those in an attempt to keep Silver down http://news.silverseek.com/SilverSeek/1299509764.php imho if this is correct, it is totally newsworthy. For Macro News,…have to see what Fly is looking for, could be interesting.

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  3. chanci

    What do you mean, exactly? Copy and paste type stuff, or news we come across and then editorialize. LInks?

    I’ll probably pass on the greetings by beautiful women, but maybe there is something that might appeal, I don’t know.

    I

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  4. theedge111

    Oh boy

    This is going to be fun…I am a ranter that will likely be BANNED because of my bearishness! Good idea Le Fly.

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  5. Anti matter

    Pleez bring back the earlier news arrangement. Found it extremely useful as it covered a wide variety of news.

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  6. alphadawgg

    ….we must also assume that any attempts by “iBC cub reporters” to unionize will meet the same fate as Jimmy Hoffa.

    Does The Fly ever get a full nights sleep? Good Lord, you are up late on a school night.

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    • drummerboy

      thats ok,this aint a union barn……..and the teamsters still rule this land,and if politicos try to go after us then they,WILL MEET THEIR FATE at the hands that keep this country moving. and it wont be sugar coated,i assure you.

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  7. needle dick the bug fucker.
    needle dick the bug fucker.

    a better version of seeking alpha.

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  8. stinkystank

    word, twitter being sent to phone

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  9. Raul

    The blog world can’t keep up with the iBC innovation. Fly…corrected them (and their bullshit lists)

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    • drummerboy

      those are A LIST OF SISSY’S.real people that want to slaughter their own meat come here.

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  10. analystbomber

    Be sure to plug this into the Thomson news analytics service – time to strike back at SeekingAlpha and move some stocks!

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  11. Question

    This would be cool…if I could see it.

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  12. Taco

    Some news…

    The Cloward-Piven Strategy

    By Richard Poe
    DiscoverTheNetworks.org
    2005

    First proposed in 1966 and named after Columbia University sociologists Richard Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven, the “Cloward-Piven Strategy” seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse.

    Inspired by the August 1965 riots in the black district of Watts in Los Angeles (which erupted after police had used batons to subdue an African American man suspected of drunk driving), Cloward and Piven published an article titled “The Weight of the Poor: A Strategy to End Poverty” in the May 2, 1966 issue of The Nation. Following its publication, The Nation sold an unprecedented 30,000 reprints. Activists were abuzz over the so-called “crisis strategy” or “Cloward-Piven Strategy,” as it came to be called. Many were eager to put it into effect.

    In their 1966 article, Cloward and Piven charged that the ruling classes used welfare to weaken the poor; that by providing a social safety net, the rich doused the fires of rebellion. Poor people can advance only when “the rest of society is afraid of them,” Cloward told The New York Times on September 27, 1970. Rather than placating the poor with government hand-outs, wrote Cloward and Piven, activists should work to sabotage and destroy the welfare system; the collapse of the welfare state would ignite a political and financial crisis that would rock the nation; poor people would rise in revolt; only then would “the rest of society” accept their demands.

    The key to sparking this rebellion would be to expose the inadequacy of the welfare state. Cloward-Piven’s early promoters cited radical organizer Saul Alinsky as their inspiration. “Make the enemy live up to their (sic) own book of rules,” Alinsky wrote in his 1989 book Rules for Radicals. When pressed to honor every word of every law and statute, every Judaeo-Christian moral tenet, and every implicit promise of the liberal social contract, human agencies inevitably fall short. The system’s failure to “live up” to its rule book can then be used to discredit it altogether, and to replace the capitalist “rule book” with a socialist one.

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