iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Trillion Here, A Trillion There

Terrific market action today, with just about everything going gangbusters, even Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] . With Cisco Systems, Inc. [[CSCO]] reporting close to 40 billion in cash, look for the company to make some acquisitions. I have some ideas and will share them, whenever the fuck I get around to it.

The way I am positioned now, I am “safe,” meaning the beta of my accounts are very low—due to the long equities/volatility structure of my portfolios. My near term strategy entails bulking up on longs, then liquidating them into strength. It doesn’t matter what I think: the market is too busy sucking its own cock to look up at the guy ready to strike it with a clawhammer to the brain.

NOTE: For the day, I was down 0.3%

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32 comments

  1. JuiceyFruit

    Schweet! SGG 😉

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  2. Jakegint

    Are you saying the market is “CAP”ped, here?

    _____

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    • Retrograde

      ha
      indeed
      whattever happened to cap? maybe he devil-dogged himself

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  3. GETGroup

    clawhammer is the next truthiness

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    .3% is pretty impressive, given the sheer volume of VXX you own.

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  5. TA

    Gold and silver represent the only plays right now.
    Everything else is a wait and see unless you are scalping.

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  6. slim

    Re PPT: March 2010, July 2009. We will see.

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  7. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q40aPuFQ2us&feature=related

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  8. Sam

    “..the market is too busy sucking its own cock to look up at the guy ready to strike it with a clawhammer to the brain”

    Yep, that sums it up. Pithy and brilliant.

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  9. Sebastien

    I think gold is the way to go anyway, check on MTO.V ready to go too !

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  10. mrsbuttons

    Alas the mother of all markets has no cock.
    But you could suckle at her rancid breast. Knock yerself out.

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  11. Door Knob Humper
    Door Knob Humper

    told ya fucks

    BIDU

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  12. mrsbuttons

    my brokerage’s cruel joke last night – they adjusted the Bidu pre-split shares but not the price..I was a pasha for 3 gorgeous hours. If felt good.

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  13. Taqiyya

    With debt running amok, spending going bonkers(see new health care stats), inflation on the countdown waiting for lift-off, I have to like the precious metals and technology. Especially data storage and cloud computing. Oh to be as nimble as Fly, clearly immune to the swatter.

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  14. howie2092

    I was up over 2% today, thanks to The Fly’s platinum market hand, and his minions in the PPT. New high-water mark for my account. That’s with 50% cash and a small hedge (TZA) in place. Indeud.

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  15. GonzoTrader

    Casey getting all fire and brimstone….

    http://www.caseyresearch.com/displayCwc.php

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  16. The_Real_Hmmm

    As I’ve said before, it seems the PPT is more consistent at picking bottoms in an uptrend and tops in a downtrend.

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  17. Heaterman

    Seriously here people……….What are the odds of GS, BoA, Citi and JP Morgan ALL turning in perfect quarters?
    Something stinks about that…………

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    • tampa trader

      somebody on Cnbc said it was because they were doing less proprietary trading and more market making. Their days of making huge bets/coin may be behind them. If the Volcker rule passes expect more 100% profitable quarters.

      You can’t make serious money unless you have some losing days. Unless you have a time machine.

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    • The Fly

      40 points a day, dude.

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      • tampa trader

        with an occassional 1,000 point drop courtesy of the HFTs and the Greeks.
        Greece hasn’t had such a major effect on the world in Centuries. From Socrates to Soros–kind of makes me question the whole Darwin theory.

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  18. DEADMIZZLE

    thank you so much for posting DEADMAU5!!!!!
    AWESOMENESS

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