Oh the agony of painful sword blows to the “crock.” Mother Market, yet again, has smacked the chicklets from my mouth, with her rolling pin of pure evil. The bears have emerged victorious and here I am dressed like a lunatic, in a Golden Teutonic Knight costume.
So you know, Mrs. Fly will not be pleased with thy armor and will assuredly cause a ruckus. I will be sure to approach my neighbors, with great vigor, and invite thee to a joust.
At the end of the day, we’re all a bunch of stupid hamsters chasing the elusive block of cheese, outside of the cage. The illusion of the cheese actually being inside of the cage is always present. We all have dreams of sacking cities and burning ancient artifacts to the ground. Howsoever, we are just men with limited time lines.
With my time, I intend to make others looks stupid. It is my life-force; therefore, it shall be done.
As you know, into the bell, I cried whole rivers, while buying moronic stocks, in an effort to throw sand in the face of my colleagues, who are of the bearish variety.
UPDATE: For PPT subs, Backtesting the Overall Hybrid Scores in the 2.20’s.
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You pen is much sharper when you don’t curse. Forces you into new turns-of-phrase, if you will.
I believe “life-force” is a first, for example.
Bravo, Senior T.
Thanks
Lifeforce. Got to get it when you need some…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MpBUgMpJUM
I quite enjoy it, as well. Mr. Fly, in truth, has a grasp on the English language like very few others, and the entertainment value is not lessened when the swear words are missing.
I’ll bet many people stumble upon this blog and are disinterested for the simple reason that they cannot process The Fly’s wordplay. It’s truly impressive. Few people wield the written word like a weapon, or some sort of X-man power at their disposal.
Well done, Fly. Your great posts, like this one, are like watching Tiger Woods golf – a different level.
If you are impressed by the Fly and his word smith abilities you certainly would not be impressed buy mine…but I do post hot chicks on my blog…so unless your are a pole puncher please check us out.
Please stop.
Yes, please stop. Please.
Fly i didn’t know you shed tears? Wow.
When I cry, whole countries die.
I believe Atlantis just died, again.
So your tears don’t turn into jelly beans, like Albi the Racist Dragon’s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4
That is genius.
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buy buy buy the dips sheeple!
thanks mom
Fly: EQIX will put a knife in your heart by the time you stop out near 75.
You don’t know me very well. I will stop out of EQIX at $10.
I do know you. and you know me. Plus, you’ll stop at 77.50, not 75.
Insects shed tears ?????????????
You really got me confused here deud !!!
Have a beer !!!
Momo
“The Halloween Surprise” is upon us.
Someone forgot to ring the bell again. LMAO!!
Fly. Please no jousting. I can’t even ride a horse.
Now if you want to have an Estate Tax and Gift Tax Brain Bowl then count me in. It could be fun.
A leben ahf dir!
what about steve Jr?
Fly could play the teutonic knight and steve Jr the pogrom martyr?
Ouch!
He said Teutonic Knights, not Cossacks.
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You can forget the pogrom martyr stuff. Those days are over. Steve,Jr. will have the backing of the IDF.
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/06/20/fighterplanes_IIwse_17807.jpg
I’m fixin to have Salisbury Steak with brown gravy….mashed potatoes,canned green beans and a glass of milk. I will enjoy this on a cafeteria style plate.
YEAH…
how you want your meat?
correctional facility style!
Don’t forget the tv dinner style cherry pie or chocolate brownie.
Fly, you’re right blackberry sux. You should get the new android terminator tho. it’s friggin hot, even hotter than Mrs Fly’s iphone:
http://www.businessinsider.com/motorola-droid-first-hands-on-its-a-terminator-2009-10#meet-the-droid-21
Just not being on the AT&T crappy CRAAPL network is 75% of the battle.
Talk about an Achilles heel!
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I believe hamsters do not eat cheese.
I concur.
Hamsters eat goose liver pate.
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You’re both wrong. Hamsters eat Armageddon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
Hamster…gerbil…what’s the difference? They’re both rodents.
fifd
You believe wrong my friend. You believe wrong.
Fly, Didnt the PPT debut the minute after the quickest bull run in the history of mankind began? Probably not the most robust test of your dip-buying indicator. As for today, dumb people were moonwalking through the streets with bewilderment that the market “like, isn’t going up” despite the People magazine Buy recomendation a few days ago at SPY 110. On State St I witnessed dumb men giving each other reach-arounds. One was so dazed and retarded that he couldn’t break away from getting homo-hammered. He was unfortunately fucked right where he stood, trousers down, in the “horse carriage” lane.
Unluckily for him, it was a Boston’s “Bring Your Clydesdale to Work” Day.
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Wrong again my friend. Wrong again.
That might be the illest thing I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ.
Good thing I didn’t heed J’s warning and bought Boeing stock today. It’s up 2% after hour on new of a second line for the 787 in S. Carolina. I bet Cramer will be all over that.
Fly prepares for the conquest of Poland:
http://maskworld.scene7.com/is/image/maskworld/104067-kreuzritter-kostuem-teutonic-knight-costume-crusader-deutscher-ritter-orden-kostuem-deutschritter?$fullsize$
I recommend you change your boots first or get laughed out of Poland with your ass stuffed full of sauerkraut and sausages!
The first decent correction in 7 months and the knives are already out for the Fly
Human nature never changes
Hamsters don’t eat cheese, the like to eat carrots
Anyone following Fly into CIEN here despite a giant H&S on the 50 day chart and a rec by Cramer tonight?
Looks tempting but downside could be the 200 sma @ 10.40 or 8.45 if that doesn’t hold … any thoughts?
Try to feed your hamster cheese. See what happens.
Is it similar to what happens in Flowers for Algernon?
‘Cause I don’t want any part of that.
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couple more 100 points down we will be ready for some upside.
Can the market possibly be this gay? Transports say gayer. Key downside for now is 200 ema on DOW Cash 120 min. We bounce there. But make no mistake, November will just dissapoint you like your teenage child. (seriously, I don’t know if that is true. My boy just turned 13 and he is great – just sounded like a wise thing to say).
Mine is 13 and great too.
I’m told this is a “first child” thing and not to get “too comfortable.”
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fly,
still 100% cash until nov.3rd…. FAS in the 35-50 range…and since i got stopped out of my SKF posistion the other day because of the BOVE & DICKED DAILY fiasco i would at this percise time, at this point in history, at this defining moment request that dick bove be entered into the ass hat of the year contest
nice post ,but could you swear a little i get the feeling its not you.
headn out for titties and beer
ps: if i may offer some advice , white robe and sandles are not what you want to be wearing when Mrs fly bowls you over and then stuffs you down thru the man hole cover ..you may also want to convey to the lovely Mrs that those places are ment for folks over 37.5 years of age as you have posted a million times ..but heed this warning youngster . a womans scorn has no bounds
Fly, no bounce for you.
DOG:
I would be the last person talking about bounces if I were you, you moron. Have you still got FAZ? How’s them bounces “working for ya”, you douche bag.