Today’s Winship: The PPT Made Me Do It

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UPDATE: “The Fly” is celebrating today’s wins, by way of drinking 40 ounces of malt liquor, letting off some rounds from my gun, while listening to this shit—REAL LOUD—in the richest part of Staten Island. LOL!!! I done lost my mind!!!

UPDATE II: Into strength, I sold out of TerreStar Corporation [[TSTR]] , Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Valero Energy Corporation [[VLO]] , Level 3 Communications, Inc. [[LVLT]] and TeleCommunication Systems, Inc. [[TSYS]] . In other words, I raised some cash, by way of selling out of some of my bullshit stocks.

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Pete Rose could hit the ball in between the arm pits of the second basemen for a base hit. Joe Montana could bounce a football off the helmet of the defending free safety, into the arms of his WR for a touchdown. “The Fly” can bank coin in the stock market, even if the stock market was reduced to some sort of open source gambling machine, run by big brokerage firm robots.

In order to make money in this market, similar to learning how to jump rooftop to rooftop in the Matrix, you have to clear your mind of all the tomfoolery and slap your assistant in the face with a ham sandwich.

At this point, “The Fly” isn’t looking or “monitoring” over his positions; he is simply “glossing” over them. I took a quick glance at them, about 5 minutes ago, and I am impressed. Gosh darn it I am good. For the love of defective brake pads, I am cleaning up.

At the moment, I still love the natty trade, long Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Hercules Offshore, Inc. [[HERO]] and GMX Resources Inc. [[GMXR]] . Moreover, within tech, my favorites are Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] , [[RAX]] and [[ENTR]] . My latest buy, Spartech Corporation [[SEH]] , looks great too. Despite being content, bullish like Ned Riley, at any moment, I may decide to raise cash and lock in sweet, delicious victory.

Stay tuned.