The Weak Shall Inherit iBC

[[HPQ]] buying [[EDS]] is egregious. However, it can lead to sympathy runs in EDS competitors, such as [[CSC]], [[RNOW]], and [[UIS]]. However, the only real winner is EDS, naturally.

I bought a little [[ACS]] today, as a play on California food stamps. Amongst many other things, ACS handles the the call centers for California’s Food Stamp Department: ROFL.

Aside from that, “The Fly” made several masterful acquisitions today, namely in [[IOC]] and [[VSE]]—while taking a number of low blows in his inverse ETF holdings.

Nonetheless, it’s important to note, as the market gyrates up and down—[[DSL]] and [[CORS]] are on their way to zero.

I liked the action in [[OMNI]] today, following their “sneak attack” earnings miss on Friday afternoon. The stock should have been down today, but it wasn’t.

Also, I like the action in [[CLNE]].

At the end of the day, the market is likely to remain range bound, as high energy costs hold the consumer hostage.

Finally, “The Fly” will be unavailable for blogging duties tomorrow, thanks to important meetings and other Godly activities. In my place, I leave the blog to you: internet fucktard.

Don’t fuck it up.

NOTE: Jeremy (iBC’s IT dept) will explain how all of you can make headline stories, via the Peanut Gallery, later on tonight.

I bought 5,000 [[VSE]] @ $6.25.

Disclaimer: If you buy VSE because of this post, you will fall victim to vast amounts of static shock. And, you may lose money.

Despite todays bullshit rally, Chinese stocks, led by [[CHL]] and [[LFC]], are receiving multiple “homo hammers” to the head. As you know, [[FXP]] is “The Fly’s” largest position.

However, just to clarify, I am not up on the position, as of yet. Many of you must be thinking: “why is this asshole so happy about a down position”?

Answer: Because I have seen the future and it has lower Chinese stocks prices in it.

Those fuckers (China) are running with 8.5%+ inflation growth. Who gives two fucks and a ladle if they grow at 10%, while inflation is so out of control?

Enough about me. What are you losers doing?

Let me guess: reading some winners blog, while making believe you are Gordon Gekko, minus all the money and shit?

Look you, I’ve got a lot of personal wins going on here. You’re all lucky and blessed to have such a “God-Broker” blog during the day, helping the unwashed understand the markets.

Regarding the markets:

Don’t you think it’s time to “go away in May”? After all, we’ve been on a terrific run as of late. With my money, I like my chances short [[POT]], up at these levels, while long a refiner or two—for a trade. Due to extreme negative sentiment on the sector, the refiners are due for a prolonged bounce, despite my past joke—calling them “the new airlines.”

My watch list includes: [[VLO]], [[TSO]], [[HOC]], [[DK]], [[SUN]], [[ALJ]], [[WNR]] and [[CLMT]].

Also, for a trade, I like some of the ethanol plays. These stocks have been pummeled to death, then killed again in their afterlives.

In the ethanol space, my watch list includes: [[VSE]], [[AVR]], [[BIOF]], and [[PEIX]].

Seeing [[FDX]] up, after their abysmal warning, is amazing. And, let’s not forget about [[MBI]].

Just know, the market will never make any sense. It will do all sorts of things, in an effort to bankrupt you, in the most egregious way possible.

As for “The Fly” and his holdings:

My recent buys, [[CLNE]], [[IOC]] and [[RACK]], are doing fine. Naturally, my inverse ETF’s are eating dirt, as dollar strength brainwashes morons to get long equities.

If you were lucky enough to be long [[RIMM]] and [[AAPL]], over the last 3 years, you banked profuse amounts of coin. I still believe the market has more downside than up. Therefore, I will continue to trade around my short positions, and book profits on my long positions, whenever I deem appropriate.

Right now, my top picks are long [[RACK]], [[NOV]], [[CLNE]] and short [[MER]].

NOTE: Due to a busy schedule, I will be out tomorrow, unable to blog. While I’m gone, I will allow all bloggers, tabbed and untabbed, to have headline power. That should be interesting.

UPDATE: “The Fly” wins again.

Developing…

BREAKING NEWS: Developing….

UPDATED BREAKING NEWS: “The Fly” will teach you fuckers how to successfully blog, over the next week or so.

“Because a few complacent years
Have made your peril of your pride,
Think you that you are to go on
Forever pampered and untired”?

– Edwin Arlington Robinson

In celebration of “The Fly’s” future electoral win, and banning of “The Ducati,” iBC’s IT department (Jeremy and Vincenzo) put the market data box back.

Enjoy.

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Odd no?

This is a paid commercial, by the Godly folks at iBankCoin.com.

NOTE: Remember to subscribe to iBC’s Godly youtube page.

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“The Fly” had so many wins this week, I’m sure you fuckers feel like you’re in the Twilight Zone, or some shit. I banked serious coin in [[NOV]] all week, while vacuuming the value of my neighbors 401k plans, via [[SKF]], [[SRS]] and [[FXP]].

Towards the end of the day, “The Fly” and his reps loaded up on [[CLNE]]. That fucker looks poised to ratchet higher.

In short, long energy, short everything else is a divine pair trade.

Stay tuned for more glorious trades, early on next week.

UPDATE: “The Fly” is winning, once again. Well done, internet miscreants.

I sold 3,000 [[NILE]] @ $44.20.