Fly Sell: IOC

I sold 2,000 [[IOC]] @ $29.10.

You cannot stop this “non-inflationary” bull run. It’s on some sort of new version of crack, where all of the addicts dump their life savings into stocks that never go down, like [[X]].

Later on this afternoon, “The Fly” will being knocking the dentures out of old men. As you know, the majority of old men are bearshitters, always mad at the world and trying to fuck up parties and shit. I’m sick of these bearshitters and their lack of gumption.

On the bright side, oil is gapping higher today, as people of America embrace the notion that $400 oil is possible—and entirely welcome. With my money, I own [[NOV]], [[RIG]], [[IOC]], [[OMNI]] and [[CLNE]].

In addition, gold is on fire, thanks to the “shittyness” of the U.S. dollar. Quite honestly, with the utmost frankness, I’ve been dumping dollars for euros, before it was popular.

Fucking Chinese stocks are going “caveman crazy,” as people somehow think 20,000 dead is a good catalyst to get long stocks. Right now, [[KUN]], [[RCH]], [[CHDX]], [[VISN]], [[VIT]] and [[FUQI]] are leading the God forsaken way.

Just give me the fucking keys to Zion already. I feel like that agent from the Matrix, who was repulsed by the existence of humans, trying to kill all of the smelly humans.

The stench of this market is so great and so intoxicating, I have resumed throwing calculators (I bought a box) at my trader/servant—until it goes down.

Right now, my top pick is [[SKF]], with [[FXP]] running a close second.

[[FXP]] will sprint higher tomorrow, mind you. I said “sprint.”

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: For Met fans:

FIRE WILLIE NOW T-SHIRTS.

UPDATE II: The prisoner “Boomer” has been released.

If you are unable to make a baby laugh or a genius think, do not bother blogging.

Class dismissed

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I have little time to discuss the intricacies of the market. Just know this: the market is extraordinarily over valued and is ready to be pushed off a steep cliff.

Stocks cannot continue to go up every day, in spastic retarded fashion. It’s fucktarded to believe that [[X]] deserves to be at $170.

You’ve been warned.

MVIS UPDATE: Someone sent me a “research report” on [[MVIS]]. Let me tell you, it is the most egregious piece of work I have ever seen.

Click here for MVIS pump.

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They all die, without honour [sic].

Fade this rally.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Fuck the banks, specifically [[LEH]].

I bought 3,000 [[CLNE]] @ $15.10 and 1,000 [[FXP]] @ $63.74

UPDATE: I bought 2,000 CLNE @ $15.05.

Disclaimer: If you buy CLNE because of this post, an egregious clown will kick you down a flight of stairs. And, you may lose money.

I sold 10,000 [[RACK]] @ $12.85.

UPDATE: I sold 10,000 @ $12.80