In my basket, I own a variety of stocks. Some of my positions are quite large, others are rather small. I tend to my basket every single day, making adjustments to it, ensuring it stays in pristine condition.
At the present, I own a lot of oil and gas stocks, with the great hope that the dollar will continue to fuck itself and commodities will soar into the stratosphere. One of my stocks, which is one of my larger positions, is Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . As some of you know, I’ve been holding “good ol’ cocksucking” Flotek for sometime now, hoping others will catch wind to the idea that maybe Flotek is Bronx whore cheap. And, moreover, as oil charges higher, people will roll into FTK, effectively trapping the large short position, putting them into a “fag-box” filled with time bombs disguised as male genitalia.
Aside from FTK, I own decent positions in Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , [[RAX]] , General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , [[ENTR]] , TeleCommunication Systems, Inc. [[TSYS]] , TEKELEC [[TKLC]] —just to name a few.
The point I am trying to make; and this is very important, so pay attention: “The Fly” never loses. Do you hear me you fucking faggots? I endure temporary lapses in winship, just to allow you retards catch up to me. However, at the end of the day, I am up 70% year to date, while you are over there dicking around in your batman suit, planning some fucking queered out Halloween party.
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