My first reaction to the ecoli news that injured 49, killed 1, was “what an odd coincidence.” President Trump does an impromptu event at McDonald’s and the next thing you know news of a death at one of their locations via hamburger.
A few years’s back $CMG was feeding their customers listeria or some shit and the stock was absolutely tanking on a daily basis. The occurrences were so random, at the time, I suspect sabotage by some hedge fund who was short the stock.
This morning shares of $MCD are barely down 7% on news that their disgusting quarter pounder quite literally killed someone. BIG RANCH will pretend that grass fed beef isn’t really a thing and how cows are fed chicken shit instead of corn; but whatever type of meat is served at $MCD isn’t real at all. Have you ever seen those experiments where the burger can last unblemished for years without decaying?
The oddity of this event at $MCD is that the company had previously been pristine about their health codes for their Frankenstein meat. I do realize many of you reading this are NPCs, barely sentient, and really love MACDONALD’s but bear in mind that you’re also idiots and don’t know any better.
At any rate, where there is smoke there is fire. Just like we saw $CMG struggle with their poisonous food for weeks before the hospitalizations stopped, I suspect we are just getting started with safety concerns at $MCD.
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The only edible main used to be the fish fillet. Now it sports a sweet brioch bun; disgusting. Nothing left of them except a quick breakfast on the road.