I lost money today and am proud about it. All of the best stocks were down and the very worst up. Should you be reading this, glib and fat, content off the profits you allegedly earned today, you should understand that your illicit gains were achieved by chance. You have no skills other than the fact you’re a degenerate gambler, because those are the sort of stocks that went up today.
I stand before you winning while losing, confident in the face of shaky underperformance. It’s never a question of if but when The Fly will kick into high gear. For the better part of 2024 I have traced the broader indices and that’s just fine, olde sport. What is your rush? Why do we need to make all of the money now?
The way I see it, I am preparing, interminably, for THE BIG RUN. All of these small moves are merely appetizers and practice runs for what will be this grandiloquent sperg higher, amidst great pomp. We will pop champagne corks into each other’s faces on the tennis courts and pour it all over complete and total strangers.
While the market is basing out, pretending to want lower, just know that it is lying.
Good day.
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