Sirs,
I have been on these stairs for some time now and take great offense to this market not doing anything but knifing lower. It has been an iSHAPED collapse since the afternoon and people are wondering if the world will end.
YES, it will end, especially for all of us. But before it does, I was hoping to enjoy a fucking bounce.
I’ve been taking quick staccato like trades since noon, all inverses, for good gains.

Now the way I’ve fucked myself in the past was believing markets would always just ship lower amidst unending pain and agony for the bull class investor. I’d imagine them strewn out across the landscape, margin called to death, feeling very poorly and weak, whilst I felt my oats. In many of these cases, I stared directly into the face of a gift horse and them permitted it to kick me headlong right into the face, as markets climbed higher again.
But I have learned from my previous transgressions and am here to tell you that, very publicly. I want markets to in fact go higher now and would prefer to make money at the expense of the bears. Alas, I also realize this is likely not to occur and I should be hedging soon, because DOOM BECKONS and all things turn to dust.
I simply cannot help myself.
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