CATACLYSM ***

I tried to join the bulltarded camp and for a moment it felt good. Alas the dark side called me back and compelled me to sell short this fucking piece of shit market, which reversed 500 NASDAQS from crown to foot in a single session. All those pretending this to be normal action should be arrested and tortured at the Catherine wheel.

It’s very nice to be gravely concerned about markets again, keeps me away from politics and the filth that is abundantly clear who rule over us. Hopefully I can micro fixate on the coming fires, and perhaps assist them with some tinder to burn white hot and melt away all of the perfidy and caitiffs amongst us.

We want ZERO BID trading, electrifying losses for the masses, 401ks zeroed the fuck out, pension funds insolvent, and the Federal Reserve without credibility and dismantled. This is in fact my very life force for living. Some of you live for your grandchildren or to cavort with your retarded wives around the world. I live for the fires and the specter of it all.

A great man once said “fuck this market” and I concur. My biggest fear, if being honest, is that I won’t live long enough to see it crack asunder.

Into the melodic harmonious tunes of doom, I have hedged my portfolio with a 3% $UVIX and 15% $SQQQ, eager to see if Godzilla destroys the Tokyo exchange this evening.