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I Actually Just Suck Now

I had a little self reflectance after the last blog with me whining about the tape being poor. Me being +12.5% for the year with the NASDAQ +20% has my dick feeling awfully small these days. Because of this, I am looking around for excuses for being such a pathetic loser. If I wasn’t a loser, I’d prove otherwise. Util my gains beat out the NASDAQ, I will shut the fuck up.

So what am I doing to fix things? Nothing much. I am all in long, even with very large $FNGU and $TNA positions, an act of depravity just 1 week from saying I would aim to narrow my daily fluctuations. But it is July and I ought to at least attempt at regaining whatever semblance of greatness is left inside me. It might just be over and if so I should be ok with that. Great ball players stop being great at some point and even though I was ever recognized by the masses as a “great trader”, I know through my own returns and consistency that I was.

Nothing could be more pathetic than seeing a former great person denigrate himself into the amber of mediocrity, so I’ll have to keep an objective eye on myself and make sure to stop making fucking excuses for being bad.

In my head, even as I write this, I am coping with facts such “but you’re not a loser Fly, you’re up 12.5% in 2024.” SHUT THE FUCK UP WEAK FLY. You are not here to underperform and if this is to be your new life as an average guy writing an average blog complaining about whites being replaced all over the world, you ought to just call it a wrap and fuck off into the woods and smoke your estate pipe whilst nibbling on nuts and barely until you drop dead of boredom.

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