iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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STILL AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT

I live here now, always have lived in the Newark airport, meandering about in search of deep fried delicacies and cheap beer.

I made 13bps today and presently operate on 1 hr of sleep. It’d be nice to be home or even on a plane — but instead I sit on a hard wooden chair and I wait. After I waited long enough, I shift to the right and wait again and continue to do this until the meaning of life loses its purpose. I’m to stay here indefinitely and just deal with the 55 degree environ in short sleeves, wondering about the warm sun outside and what it might be like to sleep in a bed.

I expect a sharply rally soon, based upon the laws of Stocklabs. I’ll be closing out my shorts in the AM.

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3 comments

  1. alaric

    Just fly someplace the planes are going that you haven’t been and looks interesting.

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  2. metalleg

    In times of need, I’m here for you.

    https://www.transportation.gov/airconsumer/airline-cancellation-delay-dashboard

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  3. john galt

    I drove cross county with my son on 30 minutes sleep total yesterday. He asked me if the sun was the moon as it raised this morning in the smoke filled skies of Nebraska. After all the visiting we’ll find ourselves running a trail race on the superior hiking trail this weekend. Let’s stop the fires peoples, when the smoke fills the entire midwest enough is enough wtf

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