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Valuations: How Are We Doing?

Since the entire market is 7 stocks, I will show their valuations and compare them to the past to get an idea on whether or not we’re in a fucking bubble.

APPLE
PE 33.15x
PS 8x

3 yr avg
PE 28x
PS 7x

MICROSOFT
PE 34.8X
PS 11.8X

3 yr avg
PE 30.6
PS 10.8X

GOOGLE
PE 27.9X
PS 5.8X

3 yr avg
PE 24.7X
PS 5.87X

AMAZON
PS 2.6X

3 yr avg
PS 2.69X

NVIDIA (LOL)
PS 45X

3 yr avg
PS 29X

TESLA
PS 9X

3 yr avg
PS 11.1x

META
PE 37.6x
PS 6.95x

3 yr avg
PE 25x
PS 5.5x

You be the fucking judge. Look here Jack, the only stock on that list that is “cheap” is Tesla and that guy is now solely focused on fucking with liberals at X. I am long Tesla and love it and have created a focus account just for it — but I hope it comes down so that I can buy more.

But you also have to take what I am saying with a grain of homemade salt. I, in fact, have just 1 leg now — with the other braced the fuck up after a heinous pickle ball injury. And, I am generally disdainful of how America is today — which is a family tradition in aging House Fly males. I remember my grandfather throwing his slippers at the TV because “some communist scum” had said something he didn’t approve of. THAT BEING SAID, there is a difference between now and then, such as now they’re targeting the children and they’re truly cajoling them to become gay and/or to sever their cocks. All of this, and much more, is in fact BEARISH for stocks — as societal collapse is deserving of a valuation DISCOUNT not a premium.

On the other hand, what if “this time is different” and we’re truly in a new paradigm of technological improvement, buoyed by productive SLAVE-CATTLE and innovation which will lead us to brand new discoveries and pleasure domains whereby men and women alike will live in harmony and fornicate with one another in public view and lavish themselves with the very best wares made by migrants in Europe — making everyone feel, individually, very grand and important — as if life was designed specifically for them to enjoy and not to procreate or build families — but to simply exist and become more and more important with each booster shot injected directly into their hearts.

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3 comments

  1. rigged game

    Quite rash, Mr. Fly.

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  2. metalleg

    No MRI of the knee?

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  3. juice

    Epic rant, amount too many to count epic rants by Monsieur le Fly, descendant of European migrants

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