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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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CHINESE SHIT STOCKS CONTINUE TO BREAK DICKS TO THE UPSIDE

We are now in the final stages of the bull run — capped off with a very classic move in Chinese shit stocks. A pastiche of them have joined the soirée higher, amidst such degeneracy unseen since the COVID days when Portnoy was blowing up his account live on Twitter.

I will admit, I bought a little SXTC and BHAT — out of pure desperation. Since I am in a trading slump and I depart to Europe in about 10 days, my fear is I’ll have to vacation all around Europe whilst in a very bad mood. If in a bad mood, I might not be able to pretend to enjoy Paris.

Nevertheless, I am doing other things too, such as doling out free trial to the poors. If you want a 5 day trial to a TRANNY friendly chat room and extremely high end data platform that 99% of users don’t know how to use: email me at [email protected] and I’ll squeeze you in. I am mostly doing this to annoy my current customers, since I feel they deserve it and need to allow empathy enter in their hearts for the poors.

Best case scenario, I make 1000% tonight in SXTC and BHAT and then come on here tomorrow and boast and brag and holler at everyone with food streaming out of my mouth, most likely shrimp or some other fancy fish — washed down with champagne or some other high end liquid.

I have a right to make money just like any of you. If JP Morgan can steal FRC and immediately make billions — I should be able to do the same. Hell, I was raised to believe “you can be anything you want — even President.” Well then, I’d like to be President too.

For the balance of my day, Mrs. Fly has an array of arduous chores scheduled for me — all pertaining to cleaning and scrubbing and partaking in monotonous things that cause me to sleepwalk around the house wondering where it all went wrong.

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4 comments

  1. john galt

    Wasn’t planning on voting, but if forced it might be to write in sr fly

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  2. rigged game

    Prose pf the pro’s.

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  3. mrcharlie

    That chinese lottery ticket pic never gets old!

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  4. uglyflint

    lol

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