iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Shut Up and Listen

I, once again, stand before you a victorious man. There were periods of today when my market hand were called into question, especially when I was sleeping from 9:35am to 12pm, suffering from unnatural seasonal allergies. All appeared lost, up until the point when I sat down in front of the turret and started to gun down my enemies one by one and then by the bushel.

In true miracle form, I traded all the way back from a 1.3% deficit to close +10bps — finishing the weak strong +2.75%.

It’s important to note I barely traded well, as I have been physically weak, my mood very grim. Nevertheless, my innate talents to spot things before the happen kicked in and propelled me right near RECOURD ALL TIME HIGHS.

For an ordinary man, such as yourselves, this commentary is annoying. Then again, my talents are public for all to take advantage of and I WHORE MYSELF out for as little as $59 per mo, a fee so paltry — had it not been for my incredible trading — my entire family would likely starve to death.

But that’s neither here or there. The point of this blog is to celebrate me and my achievements and things that pertain to me. It would also be nice if you joined Stocklabs, but not at the basic level — but at the more expensive $99 one.

What will I do with the extra money?

Not much. I probably will just stow it away in a safe box or perhaps buy some wine for my cellar (garage).

Into the weekend, we are hoping for a crypto run. I am happy to report I am long IREN, SDIG and WULF in true degenerate manner, looking forward to the gains to come.

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One comment

  1. soupbone

    Maybe try Aerius (desloratadine). I was taking it daily for months for mysterious skin problem during covid. Benedryl did squat.

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