SNEEZE FEST 2023

I want to scratch my eyes out. I have been sneezing for the past 30 mins straight, in what seems to be the worst seasonal allergies I’ve had since the morbid times I lived in Staten Island, NY. In that house, similar to this one, I planted lots of flowers and enjoyed gardening and I paid the price in spades many times over. There is no solution or cure, only suffering. I am all but immune to Claritin and the other stuff is child’s play to whatever my idiot head is rejecting.

NEVERTHELESS, I managed in between sneezes to sell my shorts at the open and let me longs bust loose, especially SDIG, and now have gains of 1%. They could’ve been better, no doubt. But given my circumstances, I am lucky and so very fortunate to even type these words into the keyboard without SNEEZING right into the fucking screen — festooning with with mucus and spit.

I’m hungry. Off to fetch myself a snack much to the chagrin of Mrs. Fly who is sure to immediately kick me out of the kitchen on sight.