The fucking people inside of Stocklabs made fun of my terrible tree situation today — all but declaring my new house a hazard zone with a faulty foundation and underground sewage leak — all due to a dead tree in the front lawn. My landscaper is warning me to not plant another tree there, so it looks like I’ll have to fucking seed it and fuck off forever with my tree ideas.
Today’s market was all about good news and bad news.
The good news was I lost money, which means the FUCKS WHO FOLLOW MY TRADES inside the Pelican Room lost money too (join now!).
The bad news is I lost money.
Let there be no fooling here. I am in complete control here and my 1.28% drawdown was nothing for me to worry about. I am still in a state of excellence and the amount of money I make isn’t determined thanks to external events, but the amount of time I want to invest in my trading.
Presently, I am busy with my tree and sneezing. After I get through that, I will depart for Europe for two weeks to see it before it gets destroyed.
All is good at House Fly. The iBankCoin redesign is underway and a multitude of upgrades are planned for Stocklabs. You should join now, in order to replace the fucks in there now — this way I can feel good about making money again.
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What you should do is plant a palm tree in your yard, coconuts and all. The neighbors will be amazed that you’re able to maintain the tree in the NC climate. When the tree starts to show signs of dying, replace it with a new tree. You’ll be the talk of the town!