iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TIME TO GAMMA SQUEEZE

The mood is correct for a nice GAMMA SQUEEZE, coupled and accompanied by the retards piling back into stocks by way of FOMO.

I will not sully this blog with words, for I have now moved and transcended beyond them. “The Fly” stands above you with sword in hand, severed head in the other — victorious in his dealings with the market. I gained +328bps today in frantic trading and ended the session 130% LEVERAGED LONG. I took a basket of trash stocks into the close and I will give them to you now, based solely out of generosity and kindness of my blackened heart.

FUBO
PLBY
REAL
VRM
MTTR
JMIA

Those are the very worst stocks a man could buy, let alone own. I have made it a point to extract maximum levels of milk whilst possible and fully intend to extend my cock into the morning rip tomorrow — but will of course pull out just in time for the eventual collapse.

GOOD DAY

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2 comments

  1. duuude

    Excelsior !

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  2. txchick57

    30% leveraged long Nasdaq down 130 Not the best call you ever made

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