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CHINESE REVOLT AGAINST MORONIC COVID POLICIES; FUTURES COLLAPSE

They’re welding in the people again in China.

This has resulted in a popular revolt and we could only hope death amongst the ruling class soon.

Let this be a lesson for all ruling class gentry: the people will one day rise up and rip out your entrails and festoon their porches with them for the pagan Xmas holidays (in Minecraft of course).

NASDAQ futs are down 100, even after BLACKENED FRIDAY sales topped $9.2b, which to be honest seems rather small. I don’t know how that is a record. Nevertheless, the Chinese markets are getting blown the fuck out, with the Hang Seng off by 3.5%. This discord of course pleases the CIA scum who want to topple the CCP and Iran, and Russia — so look for our media to stoke the flames of DEMUHHHHcracy in the coming days in order to export our degenerate brand of GLOBOHOMO to the orient so we can circumcise them and cajole their women to be independent workers who despise men and prefer to have sex with other women, and also adorning their bodies with meaningless tattoos, perhaps satanic ones, whilst setting appointments for their bi-annual abortions.

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7 comments

  1. bambam

    $9.2B for Black Friday is not small and it’s a new record.

    Take your inflation fears, lockdowns, no santa rally, etc etc

    And shove it. This is the New Twitter. You don’t like free speech, then kiss my tookus

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    • metalleg

      Tookus?

      Who are you? My grandma?

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    • moosh

      2020 sales were $9 billion followed by $8.9 for 2021. How is $9.2b considered celebratory given inflation has atleast quadroupled since then? Also, have credit card cash rewards increased any with all of these “record” purchases and said inflation?

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    • roguewave

      9.2 – 15% inflation -1.38 = 7.8

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  2. Mr. Cain Thaler

    $9.2B is the perfect number for everything to burn to be honest. The economy isn’t in freefall but in real terms it’s actually a decline. The Fed remains trapped.

    Now we just need $AAPL’s factories to be burned to cinders.

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  3. tha pirate

    Turkey and cranned berry sauce is finished now back to REALITY.

    Not saying everyone on the left is aware of just how crazy the liberal mentality is thanks to the brain washing of 90% of far left mainstream media, but I told youuuuuu the far left is EVIL. What they accomplished in China is what they want for the West as well.

    The problem is not enough people voted GOP; hopefully in 2024 they will. The Democrat/Socialist/Islamist party must be exposed for what it is.

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    • purdy

      Are you sure that voting Tweedle-GOP is the answer? I’m not.
      And why do you continue to call the Dems Islamist? Dems as well as the GOP supported the 20+ years of war with Islamist countries after the 9/11 false flag. Both parties love killing Israel’s neighbors.

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