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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GET BLACKENED FOR FRIDAY

I never quite understood why the NYSE closed at 1pm the day after Thanksgiving. Granted, I just rolled out of bed a short while ago, as I had too much red wine last night and it makes me sleepy. Nevertheless, I would have preferred to roll out of bed and into a gambling parlour. Instead, I have to settle for being +11bps for the session, long a pastiche of conservative, right wing even, stocks. There is a distinct divergence between the NASDAQ and the Dow in recent months, as the Dow flirts with being down barely 5% and the NASDAQ has three bullet holes in its head.

Yesterday we had a lot of fun at House Fly playing some personal trivia/challenge game. The kids are all grown up now and I’d be lying if I didn’t say I miss them younger; but they’re all turning out to be fine individuals and I am proud of them (even ANTIFA FLY).

Today is one of America’s greatest holidays: Black Friday. No it’s not a day where we celebrate black people. We do that on a regular basis Sir. How dare you! Today we roll out and roll towards shopping malls and wait in queue to rack ourselves with credit card debt in order to buy things for rotten family members for the ritualistic pagan Holiday called Xmas. On Xmas we celebrate the demon Satan Claws — who haunts our children by making them force parents to RACK THEMSELVES with credit card debt at 39.99% APR so that some large corporations controlled by cabal can buy $100m paintings at auction.

On Xmas, we sing songs and pretend to be jolly; but on the inside we cry, especially the men, because of all the waste and social pressure to conform with the Satan Claws, who rides on a sled with demon reindeer and trounces about your rooftops whilst you’re asleep in order to drink your milk and eat your cookies.

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I’m not just saying that out of reflex or to curry your favor. I don’t give a shit about pleasing any of you. After all these years interacting with you, I view many of you as extended family in an odd sort of way and have genuine concern for your happiness and well being.

Now get out there you cocksuckers (extra GRND) and go RACK UP some debt to please junior.

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5 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

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  2. tradercaddy

    My eyes were watering after reading this (no snowflake) – might be the dust in the room.

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  3. dontpanic26

    Three kids who will each receive approximately 50 gifts considering all family members, Mr. Claus, etc. Still, I almost teared up reading the paragraph about your kids… I get so emotional during the holidays… Maybe it’s the booze.

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  4. moosh

    Thank you for being you Le Fly, and telling/teaching your stories and thoughts in such an exquisite manner along the way.

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  5. Raul3

    nothing better then fly holiday posts, happy thanksgibbing boss, there are many things to be thankful for and deranged gents like you are one, cheers

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