HAPPY Election Day!

This morning I was completely taken aback by the morning plunge and subsequent surge. I, like a moron, got bogged down in a LABD position and bore witness to it plunging until I stabilized my losses at 2% and balanced it with SOXL. I still think there is an arb there, as LABD cascaded lower due to an atypical move in AMGN.

NEVERTHELESS, this isn’t my concern today. As you know today is Election Day and we have retarded candidates in the Democratic Party on the cusp of winning again. I don’t give a shit about all of that either. This isn’t Election Day, per se, but election week. Relax and chill out, for the process might take a week or two, in order to count all of the ballots. Also, you’d be wise to not be fooled regarding some “red wave” looming. ABC news reported it might in fact be a “RED MIRAGE” since 999.999% of the late ballot votes are in fact DEMONCRAT. Ergo, you powerless cunts will soon be able to once again enjoy murdering babies and having your guns taken away, in order to prevent death!

My chief concern isn’t any of this, but my FUCKING PC which is spitting out a NO SIGNAL unto my monitor. I am close, mind you, to taking the fucking monitor and punching it in its fucking face. My wife bought me a nice desk lamp yesterday and was mucking around, see, behind the PC last night — switching out wires and making a mess back there. Now, I have a nice lamp on my fucking desk — but no PC!