iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BUY ALL MORNING DIPS

Let this serve as a friendly reminder: the market is and always has been RIGGED. All beautiful morning crashes are met with frothing of the mouth buys. I have the documents. I am in possession of the data, via Stocklabs.

Markets are pricing in some sordid form of chicanery. BIG DICKED election rallies are all but par for the course. We have collectively forgotten all of the issues STREAMING into this timeline and have instead decided, collectively, none of them matter. All that matters is the fucking elections.

I am salty, naturally, because I got HOOKED in a LABD trade that I have been doubling down on with an MONSTROUS sized SOXL hedge. It is an arb and I need to time it right for when I close out one side of it — all hell will bust loose in my account up or down.

As it pertains to my PC: I have an appointment at 2pm, so fuck off.

In other news, Binance bought FTX. I guess FTX wasn’t the shit after all.

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3 comments

  1. purdy

    Homeland Security will release your PC to your control only if you start showing more deference to your federal betters.

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  2. flea

    I can save you the fee … plug the monitor back in.

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