iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,413 Blog Posts

Psycho October

Look at us, rallying now. The bottom is in. The Thanksgiving run hath begun. After that is the Santan Claus rally. And then after that “The January Effect” where we finally, just like Ukraine, march to victory and new all time highs.

It’s that simple.

October, thus far, has been one giant murderhole.

There has been no policy shift, save from the fact that we are ginning up to give Ukraine another $50b in “aid” by end of January. Ergo, and this goes without saying, nothing has changed other than some buyers banding together pretending to relive their glory days.

During previous BIG DICKED rallies, I was tempted back into the fold on the long side, conforming with everyone else — taking my vaccines, scheduling my boosters and sex change operation. However this time, I shall NOT jump aboard the faggot boat to hell. Instead I will see you off and fire anti-ship missiles at you from the coast.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

6 comments

  1. metalleg

    I’m thinking they need to keep the ship afloat until November 8th. Then they pull the rug out after the elections, regardless of result.

    • 2
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • txchick57

      exactly

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • rigged game

      I told you what to do before the market opened
      on October 13. Apparently you didn’t listen.

      Your hatred of Biden controls you.

      I LOVE Joe Brandon and that makes me rich.

      • 1
      • 1
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. daybreakdan

    Weekend: long TBH, REK, CI

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. bambam

    Will Elon buy $TWTR before the deadline?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. soupbone

    the beginning of the grande finale of a fireworks display in a small town that went over budget for the show.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"