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More Chop: Markets Now Surge

Natural gas is plunging, bonds are rallying and the dollar is down, whilst stocks absolutely skyrocket out of the box. The BOE is deep into retarded QE and Russia is hammering Kiev with Kamikaze Drones. All is well.

That came off glib. Truth is, Kanye West is buying parler and we are in a clown world, so anything can happen.

I closed my shorts at the open, kept TNA, bought FNGU in yolo, and just sold my TNA a moment ago for +10%. I will move to cash here and reassess.

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4 comments

  1. roguewave

    I wonder if more US politicians will be flying over there for photo opps with Zelinsky?

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  2. rigged game

    Well Joe Brandon doubters, by the end of the day
    you will be ALL IN the stock market, using the
    last third of your cash in my BUY BUY BUY
    (index funds and 2-year treasuries) plan.

    Nothing to do for the next two years or so but
    WAIT to sell everything in the middle of 2024,
    and harvest your 10% to 30% profits.

    Thanks, Joe Brandon!!

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Lol. I mean you’re being facetious right?

      We’re going to get a sweet rally here but then abject death comes next.

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  3. purdy

    Jerusalem Post headline: “The Russia-Iran drone axis is now a global threat”

    “Axis” powers …LOL

    Will we pronoun-distracted Americans passively allow those in power expand this war?

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