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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TIRED OF FLIPPE FLOPPING

I’m still sick, believe it or not. I told you when I get sick I’m a giant pussy. At any rate, I’ve traded like shit recently and I don’t want to blame COVID. I’ve been flippe flopping all around, indecorously attempting to be extra cute with the market.

“OMG LOOK AT WHAT A GENIUS I AM. LOOK AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE.”

I really don’t give a shit. To show you how much I don’t give a shit, I’m long only now. Well not long only forever, but at least today. I’m also not hedging for as long as I live. I’ve hedged enough for 100 lifetimes of being a total pussy. Nowadays I just double down on everything, eat a plate of only soy sauce, and call it a day.

I’m 75% long, 10% of which is TNA, not giving a fuck into the afternoon delight.

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One comment

  1. roguewave

    RR workers get $11 k + 24% increase. The checkbook is open pre-midterms. Afterward, good luck!

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