iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Morning Bump Leads to Afternoon Plunge Leads to End of Day Rigging

I’m hungry but what difference does it make? I don’t have taste buds anymore and the only things that tastes like anything are sweet fat fuck foods. Mrs Fly says she’s been making me smoothies the past few days “super healthy” aka disgusting and I haven’t noticed a thing. Anything salty tastes completely horrible, like a super salty plate of soy sauce. Without taste buds, you’d be surprised how fast hunger or appetite dissipates. If you want fat fucks to get in line, just take away their taste buds.

Markets were indicating lower and immediately shot higher. This is a daily occurrence. We’ll probably get a head fake lower mid afternoon and I might even tweet “collapse”. But as sure as I’m sitting here, markets will be rigged higher.

Is that upsetting? I’m unsure. But one thing I am sure about is ending my hedging adventures. From now on, I’ll either be short or long, nothing in between. Far too often have I been caught stupid because of an outlier or because I missed an exit by 15 seconds. I’ve played it pretty conservative for months now and I have just about had it.

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3 comments

  1. john galt

    Haha soy sauce plate, I never lost ability to taste but my wife said it’s not pleasant

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  2. metalleg

    All food tasted disgusting for two weeks. Could only drink Gatorade. My favorite foods tasted like shit. Lost 20 lbs. Gained it back and then some. Need a pill to dull the taste buds. Would make a mint.

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  3. discoordinated

    Short. We have bounced enough and vol of vol has been gone too long

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