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MARKETS CRASH, REVERTS BACK TO NORMALCY

The Dow is off by more than 700 you piece of shits. I told you not to get involved with dat. Why listen to me, the space alien magician who has successfully navigated every single market calamity since the dot com crash.

I entered the day hedged and closed everything out for a slight gain. I did not hold my shorts because I won’t be around today, as my youngest son graduates high school. The last two years of school have been a blur, thanks to COVID and remote learning policies.

The markets are reverting back to normalcy today, crash partners in the face of a crashing economy in a world crashing with violence and supply chain issues. Gas has been CUT to Europe and the Russians are saying it’s due to the sanctions, as they cannot get turbines. They do, however, say NORDSTREAM 2 is available for use right away, something the Europeans must be seething over at this very moment.

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11 comments

  1. roguewave

    Congrats to Antifa II!. Getting out of the indoctrination camp is a good thing. Some educational travel is recommended to break free of the nonsense. There are huge opportunities for the smart young. The more f’d up things are; the greater the opportunities.

    In other news, the European overloards have waltzed their manboobs and mangina right into the hyperstagflation wringer. Sadly, due to their inattention, the sheeple deserve what they get.

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    • roguewave

      Fauci Tests Positive for COVID, epic fag

      97.8% of mass shootings occur in “gun-free zones,” probably nothing
      I wonder why they don’t have this problem in Israel?

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    • indie

      you hell is right. this all this was caused by young left wing idealists. damn youths!! screwing things up for us old shitheads since 1982…

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  2. jacked rabbit

    The over/under on the number of bumper stickers on this cat’s back window is 34.

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  3. roguewave

    All the wrong things are being done by admin.
    Checkout doom berg – worthwhile (see starting point in notes)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxEcspFT5j4

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  4. indie

    .. not making this up… there’s a fat bloke called Goehring.

    hope he’s not high on opium and cocaine 30’s style.

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  5. tjnyt

    Stonklabs crashed with the market!

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  6. tjnyt

    Fly?

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