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CATACLYSM AGAIN: JAMIE DIMON PREDICTS DOOM

It’s over again. Bad news all around us. Russian wars harangue us around every corner. Jamie gives the US economy a 66% chance of diving head first into a pool without water.

I got caught and hooked today, had to sell several stocks for big losses and now I’m down 1.8%. I pared down the losers and placed a hedge on, but my day is all but in ruins as markets race lower, revoking any and all gains in tech and biotech areas of the market because fuck you.

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5 comments

  1. doc

    Have you seen this? Leases are about to get renewed with significantly fewer sqft or not at all.

    https://www.kastle.com/safety-wellness/getting-america-back-to-work/

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    • donnie wads

      Somehow 2,800 properties in the smile states represents National back to work trends?

      In the next 18 months 80% of employees will be back in the office four or more days a week.

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Dimon sure knows how to hedge

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  3. momono

    Assuming he knows, but stocklabs just crashed

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  4. the_wolf

    F dimon

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