Moderately Successful Day; House Fly in Shambles

I went to see my new house today — that I bought sight unseen at 25% over ask. It was like buying a book on Ebay, with the sole caveat of having to live in it instead of just reading it. Now that I got a chance to see what I bought, I realize I will all but have to gut the place and also the HVAC needs to be replaced — because it doesn’t work at all. ‘Tis is life at House Fly — where his investments flourish but everything else turns to dust.

I spent the afternoon discussing important things inside Stocklabs, such as Megan Fox being a man, the Indian caste system mandates all trannies but dragged to death behind a convoy of Rolls Royces, and viewing some messages from disturbed members with fetishes for Chobani yogurts and eating asses.

When I passed the series 7 exam in 1997, I recall sharing dreams with my good friend Pete, who came from a rich family in Great Neck NY, that we were going to be extraordinarily successful and we’d smoke cigars inside upscale NYC denizens and discuss our plans — where we’d live and how we’d live. Wall Street was ours for the taking and the clients we’d land would make Gordon Gecko look like a piker son of a bitch.

Nowawdays, 5 years removed from the money management business, I entertain MORONS telling me how to invest money the RIGHT WAY while being +6x since 2020 — hoping they’d UPGRADE TO ANNUAL and quit being such hard headed FUCKED FACES in my face all day.

I gained +38bps in my trading +6.2% in Quant for the session.