The Most Hateable Rally of Them All

The others were bad, circa 2000, 2009, even 2012 when we all hoped and prayed the market would collapse under a EU debt crisis. Then Trump got elected in 2016 under the premise of canceling China, yet markets went even higher. Nothing it seems can ever ever stop the upward market of stocks, sort of a clandestine HYPER-INFLATION price fixing mechanism that selects groups of stocks to JIMMY RIG higher. You only need to pay close attention and notice the shifts.

Like today, all of tech is washed in blood as oil and other AG PLAYS run higher. My MOS and LXU positions are doing just fine — fuck you very much. I have no intention of selling — because I know what you already know and that is — PRICES ARE GOING UP! Walmart cashiers have stricken it RICH in their bullshit $200k homes DOUBLING to $400k in a year and have henceforth begun NEW DECORATIONS via HOMEGOODS and maybe if they’re feeling spendy — TARGET.

A new era of RICHNESS is upon you — as the meat grinder in Ukraine twists and turns and ships sink into blackened seas filled with blood, Target cashiers REFI their homes to buy NEW HOMES in order to become fat bellied landed lords — bestowing property upon their sub 100 IQ children to look after when they are good and dead at 54 for too much meatloaf and bourbon.

I will tell you now, I hate everything about this and I really need to calm myself down, else I’ll be dead at 54. I haven’t eaten a thing all day and have barely traded, up 1.65% basically sitting on stuff. If I tried to lose money, I probably couldn’t. I’m not special or a “GREAT GURU”, but instead competent and fearful enough to understand risk and trends. Trading isn’t hard you fucking idiots. Just stop trying to make killings every single day and you’ll do fine.