Markets Shrug Off Imminent Death by Frost/Starvation

You will freeze and then starve to death, in no particular order. I’m not stupid and know one doesn’t die of frost in the summer. NEVERTHELESS, before you know it Fall is here and the temperatures will plunge and ALL OF YOUR FUCKING NATURAL GAS will be in LNG tankers en route for MORE PROFITABLE European venues — as the west fights its ALL IMPORTANT WAR to protect the interests of Victoria Nuland.

You

Are

Fucked

There’s nothing you can do about it to stop what is coming. The war is getting hot — because we’ve always wanted war with Russia — and now we have our chance to finally destroy the Orthodox Church. As we conduct our operations, Europe will need to FILL THEIR LNG TANKS because they wholly depend on Russia for toasting their balls in the winter, and keeping their shitty economies running. So, the best place for them to get that natty is from us — the land of the plentiful. The only side issue for you, naturally, is YOU WILL PAY. Natty will surge above $10 for sure and then maybe $20 and you will be charged $1,000 per month in gas bills. It’s all coming to a head now and soon enough BUG SANDWICHES WILL BE ON THE STARBUCKS MENU.

Also, because the retarded Europeans have no food, WHOLLY DEPENDENT AGAIN ON RUSSIA-UKRAINE-BELARUS — we will send them corn and wheat too. Are you getting the picture now? The Europeans are a retarded and decadent people who’ve let themselves be RUN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND by comfort. They have no armies, or food, or energy — 100% useless content of leftist ideologies run amok and straight into the buzz-saw of Russia.

I’m +145bps early going, 75% cash.