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ALL CLOSES WILL BE COLLAPSED FROM HERE ON FORTH

This tape is oppressive and the culprit is hope. You need to let go of it and accept the fact it is over. Bear witness to a great debacle each and every day — late stages America strewn with hedonism and depravity.

We had good times, laughed a lot over cold glasses of Chardonnay whilst showing off our latest wares taught to us by Madison Ave; but now it’s over — behind us. The end nears closes each and every day and you will soon bear witness to indescribable horrors, as markets descend into fiery pits of hell — as if God himself reached down from the heavens to sell short QQQ.

I am completely invested, even leveraged a bit, amply hedged and positioned in a way that might benefit from a conflagration. I am looking at shipping, commodities, long treasuries, short stocks, long gold, long defense contractors.

This trade expires in a fortnight.

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10 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. txchick57

    zim for shipping

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    • tradercaddy

      Nice technical ratings and good deal with Alibaba. Good revenue.
      I’ll put in on my watch list but what is with that yield (14%+ debt problems?).

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  3. it is showtime

    Lyrics

    Now we take our time
    So nonchalant
    And spend our nights
    So bon vivant
    We dress our days
    In silken robes
    The money comes
    THE MONEY GOES
    We know IT’S all A passing PHASE

    We light our lamps
    For atmosphere
    And hang our hopes
    On chandeliers
    We’re going long
    We’re gaining weight
    We’re sleeping long
    And far too late
    And SO IT’S TIME
    To change our ways
    But I’ve loved these days

    Now as we indulge
    In things refined
    We hide our hearts
    From harder times
    A string of pearls
    A foreign car
    OH WE CAN ONLY GO SO FAR
    On caviar and Cabernay

    We drown our doubts
    In dry champagne
    And soothe our souls
    With fine cocaine
    I don’t know why I ever care
    We’ll get so high
    And get nowhere
    WE’LL HAVE TO CHANGE OUR JADED WAYS
    But I’ve loved these days

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  4. roguewave

    Voorhees – general long term discussion, not about current markets

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/3n3rKUvwzPVaYHRofXCJzQ?si=41e65adaa15e422d&nd=1

    In a conflagration, cryptos will be hit hard,imho for how long? no idea
    I will have some dry powder, earning above market rates

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  5. irma vep

    I made my $$$$ 2009-2013. Compounding it year after year. No more gaming for me, I have enough money for my situation in life. It’s safe. If the markets go down, they, unlike the south, will rise again. Don’t despair, unless you’re Mr. Johnson taking advice from Gatsby.

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  6. Mr. Cain Thaler

    European periphery debt yields are blowing out, as was foretold.

    Soon…ever so soon…the European Debt Crisis will return…

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  7. purdy

    Note to diary: ‘Buy Gazprom and Lukoil every time the puffed-up Poli Sci seminar flunkies running this administration gin-up WWIII.”

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