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BREAKING: Everyone Has Been Canceled

Greetings,

On Friday a heinous error was made in Bavaria, whereby 25,000 emails of former subs, current subs, leads, and also spam accounts were automatically placed into our Mailchimp off boarding workflow, effectively sending out 25,000 emails to everyone to inform them their Stocklabs subscription had been canceled. Although humorous on a rote level, the lack of professionalism at the House of iBankCoin is quickly on the decline — a house in ruins so to say. Things have gone in the direction of the absurd in recent months and there is little that I can do to remedy this at this time. At some point I will right the ship and all will be well. Until then, expect more emails to be sent to you, menacing messages I might’ve typed up at 2am, gravely informing you that your non-existent plan at Stocklabs had been canceled and how, because of this, 20 generations of your bloodline are now cursed as a consequence.

If you have received an email of cancellation, please ignore it or reply and tell the sender to fuck itself.

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3 comments

  1. purdy

    If you had gotten vaccinated and boosted, this would not have happened. Get vaxxed!!! ..and it won’t happen again.

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  2. wolfdaddy

    Developer needs to be terminated. The forced Nazi vaccinations over there have caused his mind to erode

    Also those Nazis pay too much attention to detail. Everything has to be perfect. A killer in software development. No wonder everything is always delayed by years

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  3. roguewave

    Interesting times:

    Turkey orders exporters to convert 25% of all income to lira to boost Turkey’s foreign reserves.

    Europe is not just tightening the allowable purchases in cash, they will move to impose currency controls to prevent capital fleeing Europe. This will be coming so be prepared.
    Armstrong

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