I had a great session, +300bps, and figured I’d chance my luck into the AHs via two earnings plays: FSLY and RVLV.
Imagine my delight whilst reviewing FSLY soar by 20% upon release of its numbers and then imagine my horror to see the stock masquerade lower in clownish fashion up only 5% now into the call. Then RVLV came out and beat — but the stock was beat down. I have all but been robbed of all of my +100bps of AHs gains and now need to pray hard to the Gods and hope they answer my prayers and offer me monies in exchange for obedience.
I propose the Gods entreat me with non-stop returns in order to compensate me for all of the traitors and caitiffs around me. May my enemies die horrible deaths and drown in the futility of their own extravagances.
I see my gains have tripled as I write these nice words and I am thinking about blogging for the next hour or two, or until my +100bps gains have been recaptured. The important stat here is I am +6.5% for the month, aka more than you.
IT APPEARS RVLV is now +5% and I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. If only the Gods would make FSLY trade up to +20% again and attain “meme status” amongst the misfits who prevail over these things — I would be most pleased.
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Spot natgas up, KOLD up. Here it comes.
Central bankers of the world unite! BoE reverses course hard as peers clearly pressure it to stick with the program.
Okay not entirely surprising. Rates increasing with send equities into a massive downward shock. So now, if inflation really is transitory, it will come inline by itself and all will be well. But if it isn’t…