iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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RECORD HIGHS FOR CRYPTOS: ETH MILLIONAIRES STAND UP

They said it could not be done. They said Bitcoin was going to zero and that only NFTs were worth investing in, pictures of retarded monkies and greasily rising floors. Lo and behold, we are all ETHEREUM MILLIONAIRES AGAIN.

I took the day off from blogging because I didn’t feel like working. A man in my position, an early investor in ETH, does not need to work. He works at his leisure and cavorts as he likes, when he likes, because his life is charmed and nothing can interrupt his equanimity.

Aside from ETH, I am long SOL and some LTC — a little of this and a little of that. I pick up small $5k positions based on hunches and sell them after doubling. This is rookie stuff.

In my equity account, chalk up another W, 60bps to the good, now +202% YTD, up 12 days in a row — all thanks and praise to the Stocklabs data platform for providing me with the toolz to get me back on track.

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11 comments

  1. roguewave

    Why did they punt on Colin, saying his cod was “related”?
    pure speculation: the truth was much worse.
    How could it possibly be much worse?
    Sadly, in some the J__ causes cancers in remission to burst into flames, in addition to all the heart, clotting, … issues.

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    • purdy

      Absolutely. The beloved war criminal had at least three relevant conditions: a cancer in remission (along with whatever meds he was taking for it, covid, and an experimental vaccine.

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  2. roguewave

    Let’s see, 7.65% x 1 mill = $76,500. Some cavorting well deserved.

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  3. trumpmeister

    Lol I’m feeling Fly here. I have a $300-400K job and I’m thinking of quitting given my giant gainz in ETH. Cigars for all. Cheers!!!

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    • metalleg

      Did you ever hear the phrase, “don’t quit your day job?”

      Yeah that

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      • edge

        Depends on age and how much you like your job.
        The problem with retirement timing is that nobody knows how much time they have left.
        Run out of money? You’ll be in a hospital bed by then and life will suck, broke or not.

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  4. edge

    I think the best ideas right now are crypto, BABA and NIO.

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  5. edge

    I’m thinking that this market might go flat for awhile.

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