The AMC-PETS-BB-BBBY squeeze extravaganza is likely to continue into next week, possibly even melting higher to new fresh highs. The needles are going haywire today on a variety of squeezes, namely PETS, VLDR, CHPT, DQ, CLOV, EYES just to name a few.
Over in Stocklabs, my trading has been going flawlessly, currently up 200% YTD. I know, but fuck off — everything is transparent. I started this account at $100k in the summer and now look at it.
We are on the cusp of launching SL today. As a matter of fact, if you click on the Stocklabs link here you might access the landing page. Let me describe what happens inside SL. You visit and become enamored with the tools — because they’re so great and the future looks bright. You toil and work really hard and try even harder. You share ideas and cavort inside of our chat room and discuss your ideas and everyone is happy and great and appreciative of your ideas. And then I come along and simply bowl on you. My picks outpace yours to a degree that makes yours useless. Soon enough and not before long, you’ll sit down obediently inside of the Pelican Room with an empty plate, eagerly awaiting me to serve up fresh fish. The idea that you could trade better, more efficiently, than me is laughable.
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